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2004-07-05 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iran warns against an invasion by any country

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Posted by Fred 2004-07-05 8:45:47 PM|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Hey,if we're going down,we're gonna take the Saudi oil fields with us."

Posted by Stephen 2004-07-05 8:59:20 PM|| 2004-07-05 8:59:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 We are soooooooo scared!

'The Last Days of MullahMania', coming soon to a headline near you.

Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-07-05 9:00:09 PM|| 2004-07-05 9:00:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 The Last Days... naturellement, mes amis...

Posted by .com 2004-07-05 9:12:53 PM|| 2004-07-05 9:12:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 It's not the foreigners that the mullahs should be concerned with.....

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-07-05 9:23:41 PM|| 2004-07-05 9:23:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 What are the black hats gonna do...throw acid in the Marines's faces. Ohhh...that's only what they do to unarmed girls.

Posted by anymouse 2004-07-05 10:24:50 PM|| 2004-07-05 10:24:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Hmmmmmm, I can just smell that stark aroma of spent Israeli jet fuel! Counting down to that 2AM reckoning!!

Posted by smn 2004-07-05 10:38:08 PM|| 2004-07-05 10:38:08 PM|| Front Page Top

Iran warns against an invasion by any country

Don't worry, assholes. You won't see us when we come to get you.

It will even be relatively painless for you. Unfortunately.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-07-05 10:46:36 PM|| 2004-07-05 10:46:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Are they going to drown our forces in their own blood the way the Iraqi's did? And the Taliban? Sounds like the usual Arabic blather. It's like when you were five and threatening to beat up your favorite uncle, you know, the one that's six four, who can stomp you like a bug.

Posted by Silentbrick 2004-07-05 11:17:16 PM|| 2004-07-05 11:17:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Khamenei fails to comprehend that the beautiful innovation of the "guidance system" will allow us to cripple Iran without invading. We can probably just brodcast a radio signal to the effect that, "we will stop blowing up your trains once someone has taken the heads of the entire Guardian Council to the nearest bowling alley for mounting in clear acrylic by a certified AMF professional." I loved that part of Mystery Men.

Does the dinkus really think that the we don't have a guidance system that will home on the noise produced by the operation of a highspeed gas centrifuge?

Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-05 11:40:09 PM|| 2004-07-05 11:40:09 PM|| Front Page Top

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