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2004-05-22 Iraq-Jordan

I am so bummed, it was not a wedding after all!!

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Posted by Long Hair Republican 2004-05-22 3:08:21 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 It was supposed to be a wedding. They'd even registered at "Bloodbath and Beyond"*.

But the bride got cold feet while walking the "rat line" in from Syria! She was told to wear socks, the desert gets chilly at night.

That left one of her bridesmaids to carry all the ammo she had with her. Pity really because the caterer won't refund and the "guests" stood at the open bar and had too many shots.

By the end of the reception, they were all wiped out.
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Posted by JDB 2004-05-22 7:02:12 PM|| 2004-05-22 7:02:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey, it's a different culture! Maybe the families of the bride and groom stay in the dorm facilities before the wedding. And the terrorist training manuals and military equipment were wedding gifts. And the narcotics were for the celebration. And it's traditional to shoot at US helicopters after the wedding. And the bride had a beard. And ...

Posted by A Jackson 2004-05-22 7:03:16 PM|| 2004-05-22 7:03:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Jay over at Sacred Cowburger has this story covered, too.

"Er,er on second thought we wuzn't having a wedding; it wuz a sleep-over of 300 of our closest friends."

Posted by GK 2004-05-22 7:07:01 PM|| 2004-05-22 7:07:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 They'd even registered at "Bloodbath and Beyond"*.

LOL. That's just plain mean. LOL!

Posted by Shipman 2004-05-22 7:32:51 PM|| 2004-05-22 7:32:51 PM|| Front Page Top

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