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2004-04-22 Israel-Palestine

Fatwa 113492 - Allows robbing banks if only Jews use it

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Posted by mhw 2004-04-22 8:50:13 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Again, the previous fatwah saw a Spanish policeman who had been killed and buried for DAYS, to be dug up, thrown around the street and burned! Who wants to guess that there will be a string of robberies on "jewish" banks soon? I hope the world wakes up to what animals these goons are and do some exterminating.

Posted by BA 2004-04-22 9:44:46 AM|| 2004-04-22 9:44:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 What, no comment on this one, "Antiwar," you jewhating piece of shit?

Posted by BMN 2004-04-22 11:07:18 AM|| 2004-04-22 11:07:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 No, no ,no Infidel! It is not a proper Fatwa unless the icepick is stabbed into the skull and the shovel is buried in the chest.

Posted by Mufti Sheikh Faysal Mawlawi 2004-04-22 11:22:11 AM|| 2004-04-22 11:22:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Someone should register fatwaonline.com and issue their own fatwas.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-04-22 11:50:53 AM|| 2004-04-22 11:50:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 O esteemed fakir: What does the Koran say about dividing up the loot ? As long as I make sure that I give some to charity, can I shoot Ahmed and Mahmoud and thereby keep all the rest for myself ?

Posted by Carl in N.H 2004-04-22 12:19:10 PM|| 2004-04-22 12:19:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Hey, did you know that most banks have a bundle of cash that has a dye pack which explodes and ruins the money and stains the robber.

Inquiring minds want to know:
Ahmed and Mahmoud what's that pink stain on your face and hands? And, why haven't you deliver Yasser his cut of the loot?

Posted by Anonymous4052 2004-04-22 1:42:33 PM|| 2004-04-22 1:42:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 im cant wait till i learn how to fatwa i have lots of idea in mind god willing.

Posted by muhamud4doo 2004-04-22 2:17:17 PM|| [http://www.islamicconcerns.com/halalvegetarianism.asp] 2004-04-22 2:17:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Stupid fuckers. They never get it. A bank's wealth is in its assets (liens on mortgaged homes and other collateral) not in the vaults. Greedy, stupid retards. This is why they're still freaking savages. They just can't make the mental leap from specie and booty to capital. The worst thing that we ever did was to give them immunizations, antibiotics, and sewers before they could figure out how to grow wealth rather than merely stealing it.

Posted by 11A5S 2004-04-22 3:10:01 PM|| 2004-04-22 3:10:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 11A5S - Gee, tell us what you REALLY think.
Your points are good between the invectives.
However, "mental leap from specie" requires one to be sentient!

Posted by Anonymous4052 2004-04-22 3:23:05 PM|| 2004-04-22 3:23:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Well that is why it's called RANTburg...

Posted by 11A5S 2004-04-22 4:13:02 PM|| 2004-04-22 4:13:02 PM|| Front Page Top

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