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2004-03-30 Europe

Moroccan bomber dies in blast at Italian McDonaldâs

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Posted by Seafarious 2004-03-30 12:42:11 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Last year, a Palestinian with a Kuwaiti passport, Al Khatib Muhammad, died in his car after it exploded close to a synagogue in the town of Modena, 160 kms south-east of Brescia. The crime is still unsolved"

What's the Italian equivalent of Inspector Clouseau and Barney Fife?

Posted by Frank G 2004-03-30 12:58:56 PM|| 2004-03-30 12:58:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 How the hell do you "ignite" "cylinders of carbon dioxide"?

Posted by oldowan 2004-03-30 1:01:51 PM|| 2004-03-30 1:01:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 He stayed there, immobile in his seat, with one leg out of the door

Well that and one ear on the roof and one hand in the lobby, etc.

"Sir, Do you want fried with that?"

Posted by Doc8404 2004-03-30 1:03:52 PM|| 2004-03-30 1:03:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 A Fiat? I suppose it could've been an accident...

Posted by tu3031 2004-03-30 1:44:12 PM|| 2004-03-30 1:44:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 How the hell do you "ignite" "cylinders of carbon dioxide"?

This is the world of The Independent. Don't expect it to make no sense...

Posted by Bulldog 2004-03-30 1:50:20 PM|| 2004-03-30 1:50:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 For the CO2 tanks, the firemen were probably worried about them overheating and bursting, not "igniting". Chalk it up to translation problems and the utter ignorance of the press.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-03-30 2:05:01 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-03-30 2:05:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Damn, I just saw this at Blair's place and hurried over to post it. I was going to title it "Burger Boom Bungle in Brescia". Seafarious, you have no sole.

WARNING!: Clicking on the Independent's link may get you a faceful of Fisk.

I suppose the lesson here is turn off your engine while getting gas.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-03-30 2:23:31 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2004-03-30 2:23:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 "Um, that's some really crispy bacon on that burger..."

Posted by Raj 2004-03-30 2:43:32 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-03-30 2:43:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Crispy fries"

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-03-30 2:54:56 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-03-30 2:54:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Has anyone noticed how the Islamofascists have targeted McDonalds in Europe? Guess OBL didn't get the Kabul franchise, and this is his revenge...

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-03-30 4:26:14 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-03-30 4:26:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I'll have one Big Mac, hold the infidel special sauce. One large order of fries, Allah be praised for their excellent flavor. And one giant shake. Ha ha! Allahu Akbar!

That will be 5,75 Euros.

That's what you think, Infidel!

Posted by Tibor 2004-03-30 4:53:45 PM|| 2004-03-30 4:53:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 The martyr Moustafa Chaouki will be pleasured by 72 Ronald McDonalds for eternity.

Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-03-30 6:03:01 PM|| 2004-03-30 6:03:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Do you think there's a lawsuit here somewhere? How about the woman waiting behind the Fiat? She's got a case...

Posted by Rafael 2004-03-30 6:25:48 PM|| 2004-03-30 6:25:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 "I had just said to my boyfriend, âDonât you smell something strange?â

Obvious palm oil leak from the deep fat frier.

Posted by Shipman 2004-03-30 6:36:42 PM|| 2004-03-30 6:36:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Two things here - Angie, I don't know what you do for a living, but you could make big bucks writing headlines for The Sun in the UK! :)

And secondly, why is it that Islamonazis are just so, well, shite at taking the final curtain call? Perhaps this turd was getting a stiffy just thinking of his 72 raisins and lit his cigarette in anticipation of the celestial gang bang?

Brilliant comments by the way! :)

Posted by Tony (UK) 2004-03-30 7:15:28 PM|| 2004-03-30 7:15:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 " I'll have an order of Jihadi Fingers to go. "

Posted by Charles 2004-03-30 8:18:24 PM|| 2004-03-30 8:18:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 I think it's high time for Bore-Ass the troll to display the courage of his own convictions and emulate this heroic jihadi, provided of course that he doesn't leave his own ptomain emporium to do it.
(it's "speech" btw, Bore-Ass, and have the health inspectors shut your place down yet?
If not, it's only because your yokel authorities are enlightened enough to appreciate that you are only poisoning your fellow idiotarians.)

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-03-30 10:05:40 PM|| 2004-03-30 10:05:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Back on topic (fried jihadi that is), it was Al Independent that raised three kinds of hell last year over the alleged revival of "napalm" by US forces in Iraq. (slightly different chemical, same satisfying effect).
The Fiskites apparently have no problem with jihadis being roasted alive when the jihadis are doing it to themselves. Neither do I, come to think of it, as long as they limit the crispy critter conversion to themselves.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-03-30 10:13:32 PM|| 2004-03-30 10:13:32 PM|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Charlie TROLL 2004-03-30 9:01:48 PM|| 2004-03-30 9:01:48 PM|| Front Page Top

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