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2004-03-03

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Posted by rkb 2004-03-03 5:14:41 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Top Ten Reasons why we need Haiti:

10. Guantanamo is too small and we are expanding.
9. The Navy is looking for a new test range.
8. Mel needs a place to film Le Passion part Deux.
7. Martha plans a Port au Prince makeover.
6. Chainey needs a place to hide from Muck4doo.
5. Honest, they have WMD ~~wierd mangled dialect~~.
4. Jacko's new theme park, Voodooland.
3. Part of Axis of ah, whatever!
2. Port au Prince renamed Halliburtonville.

and the number #1 reason we need Haiti:

1. The only place a french looking senator, ~~who btw served in Vietnam~~ could ever get elected president!

Posted by john 2004-3-3 8:05:23 PM|| 2004-3-3 8:05:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 OK , John, I bow to your reason, except Chainey's secure hiding place at Halliburton/Kellogg-Root is well known and still secure from Muck and his "short-bus" ninjas

Posted by Frank G 2004-3-3 9:17:34 PM|| 2004-3-3 9:17:34 PM|| Front Page Top

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