Archived material Access restricted Article
Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Wed 02/18/2004 View Tue 02/17/2004 View Mon 02/16/2004 View Sun 02/15/2004 View Sat 02/14/2004 View Fri 02/13/2004 View Thu 02/12/2004
1
2004-02-18 
Photographic Evidence of New Palistinian Alliance
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Lil Dhimmi 2004-02-18 10:20:50 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Klaatu Barada Nikto...
Posted by Vic  2004-2-18 10:31:59 AM||   2004-2-18 10:31:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Ack ack ack ack ack? Ack ack ack ack ack ack!"(Lord Arafish? We're busted!)

This goes in the Classix.
Posted by Steve from Relto 2004-2-18 10:37:43 AM||   2004-2-18 10:37:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Actually, nix that. After further research, I've found a new weapons supplier for the Israelis. The Brotronic Death Ray seems like just the thing to combat these jihadi Martians. The product video is particularly impressive.

-Vic
Posted by Vic  2004-2-18 10:40:28 AM||   2004-2-18 10:40:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Needed: a Hasidic Slim Whitman
Posted by Frank G  2004-2-18 12:11:51 PM||   2004-2-18 12:11:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Needed: a Hasidic Slim Whitman

Just turn loose Kinky Friedman and The Texas Jewboys.
Posted by Steve  2004-2-18 12:29:57 PM||   2004-2-18 12:29:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Yow! For a moment, I thought all hope was lost, but then I realized that the alliance would be very short lived, at best.

Imagine the scene of the very first skirmish between the IDF, and the paleos with their Martian allies: The Martians let loose a lethal volley of death rays at the Israelis, slaughtering dozens in an instant. The paleos, overjoyed at the sight of mass slaughter (like on 9/11) start their wild, frenzied ululations. Suddenly, the martians find their heads exploding left and right. Thinking that they have been betrayed, they incinerate every last paleo out of pure self defense.

He who "Acks" last, Acks best.
Posted by Dripping Sarcasm 2004-2-18 1:05:27 PM||   2004-2-18 1:05:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "When I'm calling you…"
Posted by Korora  2004-2-18 4:55:27 PM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]  2004-2-18 4:55:27 PM|| Front Page Top

19:42 Dqem
21:09 Dqem
21:05 Dqem
09:44 Raptor
08:21 Jennie Taliaferro
02:07 Aris Katsaris
01:53 Aris Katsaris
01:06 Lucky
00:37 Lucky
00:07 Lucky
23:50 Lucky
23:02 Mike Sylwester
22:39 Mike Sylwester
22:15 Korora
22:00 badanov
21:52 Stephen
21:45 Alaska Paul
21:27 Dcreeper
21:24 Lone Ranger
21:18 Hyper
21:12 .com
20:58 .com
20:55 Frank G
20:46 .com









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com