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2004-01-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Dog hits the gas, runs over retiree
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Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-01-24 2:40:36 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Moral of the story: don't give Rover the keys to the Rover.
Posted by Mike  2004-1-24 6:04:45 AM||   2004-1-24 6:04:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Second moral: don't neuter Rover and leave the keys in the ignition.
Posted by ed 2004-1-24 6:36:54 AM||   2004-1-24 6:36:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Old
Officer making traffic stop: "You can't let the dog drive!"Grouchy Old Man: "Dammit it officer he's on a leash."
Posted by Shipman 2004-1-24 8:48:03 AM||   2004-1-24 8:48:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 That's what you get for being tight with the table scraps
Posted by Hiryu 2004-1-24 10:21:57 AM||   2004-1-24 10:21:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I didn't realize that Shaggy was that old. He must have been older than 40 when they made the show. :-)
Posted by Super Hose  2004-1-24 1:42:37 PM||   2004-1-24 1:42:37 PM|| Front Page Top

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