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2003-12-25 Afghanistan

AQ issues new threat after their successful Christmas Terror Campaign

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Posted by 4thInfVet 2003-12-25 9:35:43 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Thanks for setting the mood, 4IV!
At first I was freaked out when I read this on Drudge, but after your "24-hour 'Christmas Story' marathon" jibe, I am laughing.
There's one weapon we have that our enemies don't and why will win this war: our sense of humor!
I TRIPLE DOG DARE those IslamoNazis to try something!

Posted by JenLArt 2003-12-25 10:00:46 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2003-12-25 10:00:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 but wait, if you call today you will not only get the video message but a new set of ginzu korans; that's right, the video and the korans for the low, low price of 19.95 + SH. But wait there's more. You want some Al Queda cleaning solution. OK. How much would you pay for the video, the ginzu Korans and the cleaning solution...

Posted by mhw 2003-12-25 10:41:03 PM|| 2003-12-25 10:41:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh My GOD! We are all going to DIE ! ! ! !

(of laughter that is...).

I think we need to start spreading Al-Q 'Dire Prediction' jokes. Make them the laughingstock
of the internet.

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-12-25 10:57:56 PM|| 2003-12-25 10:57:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I never want to (mis)underestimate the enemy, but it's becoming obvious these clowns have joined the ranks of the hyperbolic sh*t-talkers who can't back anything up. Throwing mutts like the 'Lackawanna 6' in the hole probably has much to do with it- all those fervent Bills Fans (check out the Frontline Story) who never wanted to hurt anyone (except infidels) are too busy tossing salad in the general population to be terrorists. No big terrorist event in the States, no dirty bomb, no planes crashing into buildings, not with a bang but a whimper did the al qaeda mutts celebrate this day.

And lo, it was a Merry Christmas.

Posted by 4thInfVet 2003-12-25 11:16:46 PM|| 2003-12-25 11:16:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Perhaps they can put the message straight to video without the attacks. I'd really like to see a Bin Laden video that proves the old boy's alive. Somehow I doubt it.

Posted by ruprecht 2003-12-25 11:37:58 PM|| 2003-12-25 11:37:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Fresh threats from AQ...YAWN....

The Islamokazee sprang to his sleigh
To his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew
Like the down of the thistle
And I heard them exclaim
Ere they drove out of sight
Al Qaeda is done
Stick a folk in 'em tonight

Posted by Mark 2003-12-25 11:59:02 PM|| 2003-12-25 11:59:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 They have to re-make the video since the Air France operation did not pan out. And since OBL only comes out of his cave once a year to check on his shadow, it's extremely difficult to film him (he doesn't allow anybody inside his cave for obvious reasons...except his women...and the goats...to make goat cheese of course!

Posted by RW2004 2003-12-26 12:01:25 AM|| 2003-12-26 12:01:25 AM|| Front Page Top

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