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2003-10-26 Afghanistan

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-10-26 10:32|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Drop a load of commandos in the town square and start shooting all the tall guys.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-26 10:51:14 AM|| 2003-10-26 10:51:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I dunno. Gotta watch for the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man...

Posted by Fred 2003-10-26 11:01:10 AM|| 2003-10-26 11:01:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like a job for our special forces or army rangers to me. Evergreens and mountains work both ways.

It is interesting to see that Al-Qaida seems to have 'rebranded' itself. Shows that we have been pretty effective in disrupting them.

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-10-26 11:13:47 AM|| 2003-10-26 11:13:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The area where Binny is reported hiding seems to have magical powers. Not only is it "impossible to access", all video tapes made there mysteriously take on the appearance of having been shot some time before December, 2001!

Posted by Biff Wellington 2003-10-26 11:14:25 AM|| 2003-10-26 11:14:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Gatekeeper/Gozer huh? thanks Igon lol

Posted by Frank G 2003-10-26 11:14:33 AM|| 2003-10-26 11:14:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Send in Delta Force. If they can't get the job done, then Napalm or Nuclear Missles can.

Posted by Charles 2003-10-26 11:21:36 AM|| 2003-10-26 11:21:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Nah, we just need to make sure that the next "kidney doctor" has a GPS device embedded on/in him somehow.

Posted by Steve White 2003-10-26 11:57:39 AM|| 2003-10-26 11:57:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 I think we would much rather take him alive if possible. Otherwise he will just be another Martyr. If we can arrest him, try him in a (possibly Islamic??) court and find him guilty... the execute him it would work to our advantage.

It would be worth it seeing him bluttering like an idiot on the world stage in an attempt to spare his own worthless life.

And it he doesn't we can always have a 'prison fire'....

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-10-26 12:22:22 PM|| 2003-10-26 12:22:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I think we would much rather take him alive if possible. Otherwise he will just be another Martyr. If we can arrest him, try him in a (possibly Islamic??) court and find him guilty.

This isn't a law enforcement matter. Kill the guy is he's still alive (this latest "intelligence" isn't very convincing), put his head on a pike for all to see, then bury his remains in a pigskin.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-10-26 2:02:26 PM|| 2003-10-26 2:02:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 That's alittle too gruesome Bomb-a-rama. I think mailing Binny's head to Arafish would be a better statement.

Posted by Charles 2003-10-26 2:18:00 PM|| 2003-10-26 2:18:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I can't tell you how much safer it makes me feel knowing our intelligence community has nailed down his location. Now we can all sleep better at night. Oh, is this the same intelligence community that told us Iraq had mucho WMD's and was seeking uranium? I take that back. What is our next move? Send in Ambassador Wilson? I prefer some of the above suggestions, say like annihilation.

Posted by lk 2003-10-26 2:53:49 PM|| 2003-10-26 2:53:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Ugh, Charles, that's also way too gruesome. I say we disembowel Binny and let famished hogs eat all the inards that spill out ( all on live TV, of course). Once he's dead and mostly eaten, we grind up his bones, etc, to mix into napalm and drop on Palestinian refugee/terrorist camps. And for posterity's sake, we'll have a taxodermist turn his face and scalp into a mask which we'll force Islamofascists to wear when appearing in our courts as defendants against terrorism charges.

Posted by Peter Jennings 2003-10-26 3:00:18 PM|| 2003-10-26 3:00:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 If one finds Binny intact, put him on a meat hook and hang him in the Peshawar Arms Bazaar.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-26 3:52:39 PM|| 2003-10-26 3:52:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 visit from a foreign doctor for his kidney problems.

Yah know.... I'm beginning to think this old boy is going the peritoneal route.... little pump lots of bags.... keep it clean... could go on indefinitely. Need to hit 'em with a guided fried chicken.

Posted by Shipman 2003-10-26 5:39:19 PM|| 2003-10-26 5:39:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Lock him in a cage with Susan Sontag.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-10-26 8:42:50 PM|| 2003-10-26 8:42:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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