Article

2003-10-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-21 3:27:27 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 make sure the same animal was not operated on twice.

Wouldn't they be able to tell without the microchip?

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-10-21 3:35:46 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2003-10-21 3:35:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Monkey vasectomies? Okay, the UN's gotta be around here someplace...

Posted by tu3031 2003-10-21 4:43:40 PM|| 2003-10-21 4:43:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Kind of harsh. It's not like the monkeys are blowing sh*t up or demanding that the Indians convert to some stupid monkey religion, or anything like that.

Posted by BH 2003-10-21 5:42:36 PM|| 2003-10-21 5:42:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 There are thousands of monkey cells all over the country, waiting to spring into a Jihadi frenzy upon hearing an audio tape of Osimian Bin Laden.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-21 7:54:31 PM|| 2003-10-21 7:54:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 This most definitely has to be a Pakistani plot to foment a revolution among the Indian monkey tribes. Watch out for plastic explosives hidden in shipments of bananas, and hand grenades among the cocoanuts. Most of all, don't let monkeys have access to fruitcake, or they'll start running around screaming "All your monkey farms are belong to us".

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-10-21 11:32:46 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-10-21 11:32:46 PM|| Front Page Top

13:07 Bulldog
10:12 Dar
09:19 Paul Moloney
08:44 Raptor
08:43 Raptor
04:48 Bulldog
04:10 B
03:12 R. McLeod
00:46 NotMikeMoore
00:37 NotMikeMoore
00:28 NotMikeMoore
00:27 Anonymous
00:25 NotMikeMoore
00:20 NotMikeMoore
00:20 Old Patriot
00:16 NotMikeMoore
00:11 NotMikeMoore
00:01 NotMikeMoore
23:55 .com
23:50 Old Patriot
23:50 NotMikeMoore
23:44 NotMikeMoore
23:33 NotMikeMoore
23:32 Old Patriot