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2003-10-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by mojo 2003-10-21 11:40:41 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROFLMAO!!!

Svali?
Oh yeah AlBwababababadabadabdoo, take it all vewy vewy sewiously!

No wonder the average Arab doesn't have clue one. Between this loonie news outlet, IOL, Al Jizz, ad infintum ad nauseum, not to mention their local Imam for whom the lever and the wheel are inexplicable, they don't have a chance. What a load.

Doh! Beesides the obvious missing element of individualism, there seems to have been a slight problem instilling the ability to discriminate between shit and shinola. Gullibility Central. Can you imagine the field day that our advertising assholes will have if they ever get their hands on these suckers? Almost makes me feel sorry for them. Almost.

Posted by .com 2003-10-21 11:55:50 AM|| 2003-10-21 11:55:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 This Henry Makow guy has to be Albabawa's equivalent to Ed Anger. He can't be real.

Has anyone played this Scruples board game and if so do you have to beat Lucerific Illuminati? If one defects from the Illuminati, where do you go? They're all-powerful right?

Posted by OminousWhatever 2003-10-21 12:06:02 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:06:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Did it ever occur to this journalist that several movies have been made with some, if not all, of what was told to him?

Only one word can describe this man.

Idiot.

Posted by Charles 2003-10-21 12:07:29 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:07:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 If you read this carefully you'll see a rather clear link to the Sea People who built the Great Pyramids of Giza and how they were able to transfer this secreat knowledge around the globe to such far flung places as they new world.

Posted by Lucky 2003-10-21 12:44:06 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:44:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Lucky! Where you been, man? Welcome back!

Are the Sea People like Sun People or Ice Cave People?

Posted by .com 2003-10-21 12:50:08 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:50:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I've put all you guys on the master list.

Posted by Shipman 2003-10-21 12:57:17 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:57:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I thought it was the Rockefeller family that ruled the USA (the Rotschild are too busy ruling us europeans). I'm surprized Bilderberg was not mentioned (the luciferian are a nice touch, though, usually this goes with high level free-masons).

Posted by Anonymous 2003-10-21 12:59:17 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:59:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Methinks Mahathir has taken a bit of damage to his frontal lobe.

Posted by Atrus 2003-10-21 2:08:25 PM|| 2003-10-21 2:08:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Paranoid conspiracy theories play a major role in inciting terrorism and, just as importantly, in blunting the civilized world's response. To skeptical students of the subject, this has been evident for many years, at least since the Oklahoma City bombing.
The media, mesmerized by the profits to be reaped from a demonstrably gullible audience, have tended to ignore this in favor of ever-greater efforts to exploit conspiracist claims.
It is not true, for example, that Tim McVeigh was inspired simply by the events at Waco. He was in fact heavily influenced by paranoid conspiracy theories that go far beyond the accepted facts about Waco, into the realm of the Illuminati, Jewish banker conspiracies, intricate plans for genocide, and other notions of a secret and all-powerful totalitarian shadow-government.
This kind of thinking, if we may call it that, has come into the commercial media mainstream since 9-11.
Comedian (and ultimate insider) Richard Belzer has long been a proponent of moonbat conspiracy theories; particularly of those claims that would tend to inspire violence if they were true; the Moon hoax claim, the alien collaboration claim, various secret genocides.
Madison Avenue icon Bryant Gumbel has recently joined in, lending his air of authority to a sci-fi channel conspiracy program that could easily incite violence against the US military.
This deals with the so-called Kecksburg incident in the 1960s, touted as a new Roswell by ufools. Like Roswell, it almost certainly involves a hasty and authentic cover-up, but not aliens. In this case, the crash of a Soviet Venus probe that failed to make orbit, and its recovery by the Air Force in the Pennsylvania woods, are probably responsible; facts the program did not deign to mention.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2003-10-21 3:45:42 PM|| 2003-10-21 3:45:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 U. of Toronto: Uh, like, what does it take for me to get my, you know, dissertation accepted? Looking for a job, man. Please don't hold it against me that I'm not an Illuminati.

Posted by Michael 2003-10-21 4:41:16 PM|| 2003-10-21 4:41:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Jewz rule the world.....
Better start being nice to us...

Posted by pill 2003-10-21 4:41:56 PM|| 2003-10-21 4:41:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Sea People my ass. Everyone knows it was Space Aliens who built the Great Pyramids!

Posted by Spot 2003-10-21 5:31:56 PM|| 2003-10-21 5:31:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 The enemy is the Illuminati. Jewish leaders like Foxman work for Illuminati financiers. Muslims, Christians and Jews need to be very clear about who the Illuminati is.
Well anyone who's heard of David Icke knows that the illuminati are actually shape-shifting, blood-drinking lizards from the planet Zog. IIRC the ADL got rather upset when Ickie accused Henry Kissinger of eating blond Aryan babies, which is conclusive proof that the lizards control the ADL (well obviously with Abe Foxman in charge...)

Posted by Dave 2003-10-21 6:26:50 PM|| 2003-10-21 6:26:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Dave, shame on you for not including a link to David Icke's website, probably the maddest on the web. Visit, and find out all about conspiracies and the conspiratorial conspirators who conspire them (usually the "reptillians").

Posted by Bulldog 2003-10-21 7:03:35 PM|| 2003-10-21 7:03:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Why do I keep hearing theremin music in my head when I read the article?

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-21 8:50:30 PM|| 2003-10-21 8:50:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Theremin--now that was an interesting movie! Did you see it AP?

Posted by NotMikeMoore 2003-10-21 9:46:04 PM|| 2003-10-21 9:46:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Bull! It was elvis'es love child who built the pyramids after going back thru time.

Didn't you people read your future history? Jeeze!

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-10-21 10:10:26 PM|| 2003-10-21 10:10:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 NMM---I was thinking of the electronic musical instrument that played themes like the first Star Trek and other SF jenre. Never saw the movie, maybe I will check it out.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-10-21 11:24:27 PM|| 2003-10-21 11:24:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 NOW who's channeling???

Bob Heinlein, call your agent...
Both have been dead for several years.

It wouldn't take an Einstein to set up a program that would create a half-dozen new "conspiracies" each week, get people's interest by including some "celebrity" names, and just literally playing with minds the way some people play with marbles. The US has never been super-successful with psychological warfare because we just can't believe people would accept such blatant lies. The truth is, there is always someone that will believe anything. I think if we stirred the pot carefully, selected 'ingredients' with special care, and kept at it day and night, we could totally wreck the Middle East without firing a shot. Start a rumor that "xxxxxxxxx is really a Jew, but was too scared to go through with his Bar Mitzvah, and was thrown out of his family", or "did you know that Prince xxxxxxxxxx has a harem of young European women he's bought from the Italian mafia?". It's not hard to get a rumor started about ANYTHING! Controlling it, now that's a whole different ball of wax!

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-10-21 11:50:27 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-10-21 11:50:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Alaska Paul--it's about Theremin who invented the instrument--a documentary--he disappeared, was found--gave an interview shortly before he died--believe he was in a gulag--fascinating story--found it at Block Buster

Posted by NotMikeMoore 2003-10-22 12:01:22 AM|| 2003-10-22 12:01:22 AM|| Front Page Top

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