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2003-10-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2003-10-16 9:16:48 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Dammit, another keyboard ruined!

Posted by Steve 2003-10-16 9:35:25 AM|| 2003-10-16 9:35:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 watch that coffee breath Steve-o! Altoids all around!

Posted by Frank G 2003-10-16 9:44:41 AM|| 2003-10-16 9:44:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 And women are the worst offenders, with three out of five failing a sulphur emissions test, according to research by toothpaste manufacturer Aquafresh.

I detect a possible conflict of interest here...

Posted by Patrick Phillips 2003-10-16 9:58:23 AM|| 2003-10-16 9:58:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Patrick--Don't worry about their conflict of interest. A recent study by Phillip Morris says cigarette smoking will cure bad breath!

Posted by Dar 2003-10-16 10:32:57 AM|| 2003-10-16 10:32:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 WTF? I mean, WTF?!!!!! Don't you guys know never to trust Aquafresh?

Bulldog (a regular user of Sweet Slaverin' non-foaming hound-jowl paste)

Posted by Bulldog 2003-10-16 10:48:13 AM|| 2003-10-16 10:48:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 so four out of five dentists would rather french kiss a dog?

Posted by flash91 2003-10-16 11:22:08 AM|| 2003-10-16 11:22:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Just adds another reason to the list "Why I won't ever date Elizabeth Hurley"...

Posted by Anonymous Coward 2003-10-16 11:32:31 AM|| 2003-10-16 11:32:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 I am so thankful I can't smell anything less than a large gathering of pungent skunks!

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-10-16 1:30:06 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-10-16 1:30:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Just adds another reason to the list "Why I won't ever date Elizabeth Hurley"...

-maybe this is the answer to the burning question of why Hugh Grant cheated on her with a common street walker.....

Posted by Jarhead 2003-10-16 2:53:03 PM|| 2003-10-16 2:53:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Re: the title and dogbreath...

"Don't you think you should pet him first?"

Posted by eLarson 2003-10-16 5:40:41 PM|| 2003-10-16 5:40:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Good Heavens.. a dreaded Attack of the Obvious/

Posted by Jimmuh 2003-10-16 6:30:12 PM|| 2003-10-16 6:30:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Well, umm uhh duh--smells just like Nancy's breath

Posted by RonnieRaygun 2003-10-16 10:45:01 PM|| 2003-10-16 10:45:01 PM|| Front Page Top

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