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2017-10-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Jealous chimp named Romeo BEATS UP zookeeper because he thought he was flirting with a female chimp named Juliet

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Posted by Fred 2017-10-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 When you return to work, remember not to monkey with Juliet.

Posted by gorb 2017-10-05 01:24|| 2017-10-05 01:24|| Front Page Top

#2 It's the U.K.
He might have been.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-10-05 01:58|| 2017-10-05 01:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Of Capuchins and Marmosets,
Enchanted owners, charming pets,
And inconvenienced Veronese --
O Muse, assist my screeching, please!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-10-05 04:01|| 2017-10-05 04:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Sergey controls when and what the Chimpanzees get for dinner. Lots of opportunity in that.

A Lot of things can happen to Romeo at dinner time. Sawdust mixed with monkey crap for Romeo. OR a LOT of ExLax and nobody the wiser. Keep it up and then spice it up with Nausea medication. An entire Pharmacology taken to extremes. And THEN we move Juliet to a separate cage....and stop cleaning up after Romeo. The full treatment.

Posted by Glalet Scourge of the Boskonians5304 2017-10-05 06:22|| 2017-10-05 06:22|| Front Page Top

#5 Re #4, Based on our experience with abusive spouses, it wouldn't do any good.

Posted by Seeking cure for ignorance 2017-10-05 08:23|| 2017-10-05 08:23|| Front Page Top

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