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2007-10-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-10-02 14:40|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Oh, God. I see fatwas and seething and burning buildings and at lesat a couple of hundred people dying over this...

Posted by tu3031 2007-10-02 16:20|| 2007-10-02 16:20|| Front Page Top

#2 King Solomon (950 BC): "Let's make donkey salami and divide between both parties equally!"

Nasreddin (sufi wisecracker, 13th century): "The money must be returned to he buyer. Let's wait till it comes out from the rear end."

Mullah Khuyovei (21st century): "The donkey is a thief. Front right and back left limbs must be amputated."

Darwin refuted! Itsa devolution, baby!

Posted by twobyfour 2007-10-02 17:31|| http://www.twobyfour.info]">[http://www.twobyfour.info] 2007-10-02 17:31|| Front Page Top

#3 The donkey made an ass out of everyone.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-10-02 18:24|| 2007-10-02 18:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Mullah Khuyovei (21st century): "The donkey is a thief. Front right and back left limbs must be amputated."

All kidding aside, this was the punishment for thieves in times long past. Given the islamic rules related to relieving onesself, can you imagine what a pain in the a$$ it would be come time to take a $hit? I'd rather die.

Posted by gorb 2007-10-02 18:49|| 2007-10-02 18:49|| Front Page Top

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