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Nelson charged with drug possession
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Posted by tipper 2006-09-19 04:36|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked!

I haven't been this disillusioned since I found out that Hulk Hogan used steroids.
Posted by Zenster 2006-09-19 05:34||   2006-09-19 05:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Almost busted in Laredo Lafayette,
But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose,
But if you're stayin' in a motel bus there and leave,
Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes.

Doesn't have quite the same beat, but the storyline fits.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2006-09-19 07:38||   2006-09-19 07:38|| Front Page Top

#3 It's Bush's fault I tell you. Ever since the totally unpredicatable and shocking defeat of his hero Dennis Kucinich, and later the re-election of the evil GW, Willie has sunk into the pit of depression. The grass takes the edge off, man. Don't harsh his mellow.
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-19 08:53||   2006-09-19 08:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Some KIDS never grow up..........
Posted by ARMYGUY 2006-09-19 09:03||   2006-09-19 09:03|| Front Page Top

#5 victimless crime
Posted by Frank G 2006-09-19 09:13||   2006-09-19 09:13|| Front Page Top

#6 Throw away the key.
Posted by wxjames 2006-09-19 09:52||   2006-09-19 09:52|| Front Page Top

#7 He's only been charged. Could be another insidious IRS conspiracy. They're after non-smokers as well you know. Lets not rush to judgement, lets ..... wait until the (cough, cough, cough) smoke has cleared first. Thank you Trooper Willie "RAP" Williams of the Loooosanna Highway Patrol. We simply must keep CW and this kind of thing out of New Orleans.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-09-19 10:30||   2006-09-19 10:30|| Front Page Top

#8 You mean musicians do drugs? I'm flabbergasted.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-19 12:39||   2006-09-19 12:39|| Front Page Top

#9 You mean musicians do drugs? I'm flabbergasted.

Another point of view:

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

We don't make a party out of lovin'
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

----Merle Haggard
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-19 13:04||   2006-09-19 13:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Willie's 73? It's hard to tell because he's looked like he's 73 for about the last 40 years.
Posted by tu3031 2006-09-19 13:07||   2006-09-19 13:07|| Front Page Top

#11 Someone left the cowshit out in the rain,
I don't know if I should taste it,
But the fungi I cannot waste it,
Cause I'll never see this many pods again!
Oh No!
Oh No.....
Posted by 6 Harris 2006-09-19 13:24||   2006-09-19 13:24|| Front Page Top

#12 I live here.

I wonder, if 2/10 of a pound of magic mushrooms were found in my truck, would I even get out on bail the same year?
Posted by Phil 2006-09-19 13:25||   2006-09-19 13:25|| Front Page Top

#13 unlike you, Willy can claim the lb-and-a-half of pot and 2/10ths lb of shrooms were for personal consumption, and it would be true. Prolly only this month's supply, too
Posted by Frank G 2006-09-19 13:28||   2006-09-19 13:28|| Front Page Top

#14 They probably pulled the bus over for excessive smoke emission.
Posted by Zenster 2006-09-19 13:50||   2006-09-19 13:50|| Front Page Top

#15 2/10s of a lb. of dried mushrooms is a heep. What about 80 d cups size?
Posted by 6 2006-09-19 15:19||   2006-09-19 15:19|| Front Page Top

#16 A pound and a half of weed? Cut Willie and the boys some slack. They're just trying to fill in that hole in the ozone layer before they die.
Posted by tu3031 2006-09-19 16:46||   2006-09-19 16:46|| Front Page Top

#17 Glad to know our law enforcement resources are so well spent.
Posted by Perfesser 2006-09-19 17:03||   2006-09-19 17:03|| Front Page Top

#18 Bravo 6 Harris! ROFLMAO....
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-19 17:56||   2006-09-19 17:56|| Front Page Top

#19 There's always one in a crowd and you're it today MGeek1. :>
Posted by 6 2006-09-19 18:56||   2006-09-19 18:56|| Front Page Top

#20 I was distressed by the Willie Nelson/richard harris singing reference....stunned into non-comment mode
Posted by Frank G 2006-09-19 19:20||   2006-09-19 19:20|| Front Page Top

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