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2018-09-14 Science & Technology

It's science: Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-09-14 04:43|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Article dated March 27, 2017, which means there’s at least a 50% probability it has since turned out not to be true.

Posted by trailing wife 2018-09-14 06:31|| 2018-09-14 06:31|| Front Page Top

#2 It has the support of empirical evidence.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-09-14 06:41|| 2018-09-14 06:41|| Front Page Top

#3 If you ain't staring at boobs in the first year of your life, its a good bet that you're probably not going to have a long life.

Mikey: So they come in different sizes? What are these? Jumbos?
James: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mikey: Yeah. Lunch!
- Look Who's Talking (1989)

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-09-14 07:48|| 2018-09-14 07:48|| Front Page Top

#4 just one of six easy ways men can live longer

I'm not sure about these research results. I think they need to be replicated.

2. Have lots of sex, 3. get married, 4. have kids, 5. be responsible, and 6. get a dad bod are the others for those who might not have gotten past the headline.

I can imagine situations where your life might be shortened by adhering too rigidly to the list, e.g. bad marriage, kids who constantly get into trouble, and sex addiction.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-09-14 08:45|| 2018-09-14 08:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Well I for one am not going to take chances and will continue to gaze.

In fact, I just might live forever at this rate.

Posted by DarthVader 2018-09-14 09:02|| 2018-09-14 09:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Given the current environment,
staring may shorten one's life.

Posted by Skidmark 2018-09-14 09:18|| 2018-09-14 09:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Ya just gotta know how to gaze without letting your eyeballs fall down the front of her shirt. ;)

Posted by DarthVader 2018-09-14 10:42|| 2018-09-14 10:42|| Front Page Top

#8 Sen Feinstein would find it grounds for impeachment while she drools over some beefcake.

Posted by 3dc 2018-09-14 11:06|| 2018-09-14 11:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Sounds crazy, but why take chances?

Posted by Black Charlie Poodle2028 2018-09-14 15:25|| 2018-09-14 15:25|| Front Page Top

#10 But if it’s not your wife’s boobs your life might end really soon...

Posted by Glenmore 2018-09-14 18:21|| 2018-09-14 18:21|| Front Page Top

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