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2014-08-30 -Land of the Free

Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows

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Posted by Fred 2014-08-30 10:50|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

Posted by DarthVader 2014-08-30 11:03|| 2014-08-30 11:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Well, this IS from the gov't that put a man on the moon and brought him back. But that was in 1969, when we were much smarter. I have a Crest toothpaste tube that has operating instructions: " For best results, squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go up."
Surprised there aren't additional warnings about not swallowing the cap...
And these phuquers are in charge????

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-08-30 11:33|| 2014-08-30 11:33|| Front Page Top

#3 "marshmallow should be held in the fire by a non-flammable wire, not held in the fingers"

Posted by Frank G 2014-08-30 13:07|| 2014-08-30 13:07|| Front Page Top

#4 So all I could think of was napalm and the Stay-puff marshmallow nan

/Ghostbusters V

Posted by Shipman 2014-08-30 15:01|| 2014-08-30 15:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, marshmallows can be difficult to work with.
And don't even get me started on PEEPS!

Posted by ed in texas 2014-08-30 16:41|| 2014-08-30 16:41|| Front Page Top

#6 This is satire from the Onion, right?

What do you mean it's real?

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2014-08-30 22:47|| 2014-08-30 22:47|| Front Page Top

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