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2004-08-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by muck4doo 2004-08-30 15:48|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Oh, where to begin?

"In African culture, there is no death -- there is merely the separation of body and soul"

You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.

"This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."

No, but the bride and groom soon will be.

Posted by BH 2004-08-30 4:37:57 PM|| 2004-08-30 4:37:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 who says the bride wants to marry him now??

Posted by Frank G 2004-08-30 4:49:18 PM|| 2004-08-30 4:49:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down."
It's just been put on hold... permanently.

I guess I can forget a thank you note for the toaster.

Posted by Dar 2004-08-30 4:49:23 PM|| 2004-08-30 4:49:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 How could the family of the "bride" have invited the murderer to become part of their family after her murder?

There are certainly sick folks in this world.

Posted by jules 187 2004-08-30 4:51:10 PM|| 2004-08-30 4:51:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Best man's speech is going to be a real side-splitter, I'll bet.

Posted by Bulldog 2004-08-30 4:52:23 PM|| 2004-08-30 4:52:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Best man's speech is going to be a real side-splitter, I'll bet.

Depends on the progress of decomposition.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-08-30 5:26:08 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2004-08-30 5:26:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 All the same I think I'll pass on the 'Kiss the Bride' part myself. Either during the ceremony or in the reception line...

What happens when they get to the 'till Death do us part' section?

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-08-30 5:49:48 PM|| 2004-08-30 5:49:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Mucki's been all over this.

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-30 6:25:47 PM|| 2004-08-30 6:25:47 PM|| Front Page Top

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