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2015-07-31 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Prince Charles extends climate doomsday deadline by 33 years

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Posted by Besoeker 2015-07-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 See also RUSSIA TODAY > "POWER LOSS, AVIATION DISRUPTION, + RADIATION [etc.]": UK WARNS SOLAR STORMS COULD WREAK HAVOC.

D *** NG IT, MEN, ITS NOT 2017 YET!

* RELATED DRUDGEREPORT > YAHOO NEWS = EARTH WILL HAVE ONLY TWELVE HOURS TO PREPARE FOR MASSIVE SOLAR STORMS.

As the next Monarch of Britain, CHUCKY needs to also be mindful of the Islamist MilTerr threat to wipe out his family, ESPEC IFF THE BRITS WISH TO PREVENT OR PREEMPT ANY US-BORN, US-RAISED AMERIKAN [Madonna] FROM TAKING OVER THE MONARCHY + WHATS LEFT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE-COMMONWEALTH AS A CONSEQUENCE.

THE TIME IS NOW, CHUCKLES.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-07-31 00:26|| 2015-07-31 00:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Silly Prince. That puts your timeline right in the next Maunder Minimum.

Posted by DarthVader 2015-07-31 00:29|| 2015-07-31 00:29|| Front Page Top

#3 In the old days, failed prophets were stoned and not the Colorado type of 'stoned'.

Posted by Procopius2k 2015-07-31 08:32|| 2015-07-31 08:32|| Front Page Top

#4 Luckily, in 35 years, Charles will be 101 years old so he will likely be dead.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2015-07-31 11:23|| 2015-07-31 11:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Didn't jughead just take a private helicopter to a polo match where Team South America - gear horses et al - played in the UK?

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-07-31 12:26|| 2015-07-31 12:26|| Front Page Top

#6 By Imperial Decree.

Posted by Skidmark 2015-07-31 12:59|| 2015-07-31 12:59|| Front Page Top

#7 The lion and the unicorn
Were keen to serve the crown!
The lion in his uniform
Flew Charlie all around.

"We each assist His Majesty
According to our parts --
I pilot all his aeroplanes
And you provide the farts!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-07-31 14:55|| 2015-07-31 14:55|| Front Page Top

#8 ZF, that could be my favorite yet.

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-07-31 15:09|| 2015-07-31 15:09|| Front Page Top

#9 When I was a youngster my parents imposed roman catholicism on me. I was taught that sins were ranked into venial and mortal. Mortal and you went to hell. Venial and you did your time in purgatory. But there was time off for good behavior called an indulgence. Indulgences were, of course, dispensed by the clergy. The net of all that was that at the age of 9 or 10 I decided that this whole business was a crock of s#!t but when I said that out loud I was beaten so I laughed silently and stopped listening to the rules put forth by men who liked their wine and mumbled their Latin. 35 yrs right Charles old-boy? Sure, and I'll make a note of that.

Posted by irishrageboy 2015-07-31 17:58|| 2015-07-31 17:58|| Front Page Top

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