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2015-07-31 Science & Technology

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-07-31 13:52|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Cheers - Cliff to Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Posted by Besoeker 2015-07-31 15:29|| 2015-07-31 15:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Beer... so much more than just a breakfast drink!

Also it saved the world!

Posted by DarthVader 2015-07-31 16:02|| 2015-07-31 16:02|| Front Page Top

#3 "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw

Posted by Besoeker 2015-07-31 16:13|| 2015-07-31 16:13|| Front Page Top

#4 Way ahead of you, skipper!

Posted by Raj 2015-07-31 16:15|| 2015-07-31 16:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Thus those who drink beer have created more jobs than Obumble, the community organizer.

Posted by JohnQC 2015-07-31 16:33|| 2015-07-31 16:33|| Front Page Top

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