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2004-07-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Spot 2004-07-21 8:39:31 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Sorry! (/contrite off)
Thought this a Michael M(oo)re story.

Posted by Anonymous5879 2004-07-21 9:44:41 AM|| 2004-07-21 9:44:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 WhataBurger, heavens fast food franchise.

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-21 2:38:18 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:38:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I stopped eating at McDonald's when I got a bad case of food poisoning last year after trying their "new" McNuggets (white meat). Aside from getting sick, I thought the old McNuggets tasted better.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-07-21 2:55:10 PM|| 2004-07-21 2:55:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 McNuggets. You should have known better.

Chickens are vile creartures. If one of the stupid birds falls over dead, the others will promptly eat it.
Has anyone ever heard of a cannibal cow?

My first wife and I raised chickens while we lived on a farm in the Texas Panhandle. They were her pet project and she was worried about the coyotes getting them.

One night she woke me up about a ruckus out in the chicken coop. "There's a coyote gettin' the chickens," she squawked.
"Who cares?" I asked as I tried to pull the pillow over my head.
She did, it turned out. I looked up in time to see her grab my Lee-Enfield from of the closet, chamber a round, and aim it through the (fortunately) open window.
It was my turn to squawk, "DON'T FIRE THAT IN TH---"
BOOOOM!
She was a good shot, being a farm girl and all, but she missed the coyote and hit one of her precious chickens instead.
.303 Norma softpoint, 10 yards.
There were feathers everywhere the next day, but the unfortunate chicken's coop-mates had devoured the rest overnight.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-07-21 9:57:32 PM|| 2004-07-21 9:57:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 tasted like chicken, too!

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-21 10:34:10 PM|| 2004-07-21 10:34:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I would hate to work near his cubicle. 20K Macs must put a wonderously think cake on the inside of his blood vessels. His plasma must be pumping at an unbeleiveable presure. A paper cut might release a stream of high pressure fluid capable of shearing off a coworker's limb.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-21 10:47:37 PM|| 2004-07-21 10:47:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Kill Bill meets Office Space?

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-21 10:51:59 PM|| 2004-07-21 10:51:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 As the great Jerry Seinfeld said " If Chicken McNuggets come from where I McThink they do, I'm not going to McEat 'em!"

Posted by Jen 2004-07-21 11:07:32 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2004-07-21 11:07:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Bragging about how many Big Macs you've eaten is like boasting about all the prostitutes you've laid. A dubious honor to lay claim to, even in the best of light.

Posted by Zenster 2004-07-21 11:46:55 PM|| 2004-07-21 11:46:55 PM|| Front Page Top

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