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2007-05-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Pappy 2007-05-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Darwin Award nominee?

Idiot of the Day nominee?

Too stupid to live, etc.....

Karma's a bitch, ain't it, baby?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-20 00:13|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-20 00:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Probably happened faster than the heroin OD he'd eventually have bought...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2007-05-20 00:21|| 2007-05-20 00:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Watch.
His family will sue the city.

Posted by Gabby Cussworth 2007-05-20 00:40|| 2007-05-20 00:40|| Front Page Top

#4 "Live or die, I'll make a million!"

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-05-20 00:44|| 2007-05-20 00:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Cussworth - you are right, they will sue. Wanna bet the deceased and his whole family was here illegally? Wanna bet the lawyers will be lined up around the block?

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2007-05-20 01:44|| 2007-05-20 01:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Five passengers who were jostled when the bus slammed on its brakes were also examined at the hospital.

big payday for Lawyers too.

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-20 02:07|| 2007-05-20 02:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Someone should have told him the phrase "gotta catch a bus" is not one to be taken literally.

Posted by GORT 2007-05-20 07:27|| 2007-05-20 07:27|| Front Page Top

#8 THe bus was on the #83A Cosmic Justice route.

Posted by Mike 2007-05-20 07:48|| 2007-05-20 07:48|| Front Page Top

#9 So....were the family jewels damaged?

(rimshot)

Thank you.

Posted by WTF 2007-05-20 09:53|| 2007-05-20 09:53|| Front Page Top

#10 He was caught "pedaling" the goods.

Posted by Glolusing Henbane6304 2007-05-20 10:06|| 2007-05-20 10:06|| Front Page Top

#11 "The wheels of God grind slowly, but they grind exceeding small." Ok, maybe not so slow or small in this case, but darned effective!

Posted by Mac 2007-05-20 10:37|| 2007-05-20 10:37|| Front Page Top

#12 The wheels on the bus grind slowly?

Posted by Mike 2007-05-20 13:41|| 2007-05-20 13:41|| Front Page Top

#13 "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round..."

Posted by Sgt. D.T. 2007-05-20 14:26|| 2007-05-20 14:26|| Front Page Top

#14 The Gokd Chain was not found.

St Peter:

"Stealing" - "Running a Red Light" - "Failure to Yeild Right of Way"

"The only way you are getting through these pearly gates would be the price of gold!"

Posted by Lampedusa Glaimble2526 2007-05-20 18:07|| 2007-05-20 18:07|| Front Page Top

#15 No mention was made as to whether the badguy was wearing a helmet; and as we all know cycling helmets save lives. And if he was wearing one, add the helmet manufacturer to the growing list of soon-to-be defendants.

Posted by USN, ret. 2007-05-20 19:57|| 2007-05-20 19:57|| Front Page Top

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