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2017-04-27 -Obits-

'Psychic' accidentally stabs himself in the heart with a sword and dies in front of horrified spectators while demonstrating his immortality

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Posted by Blossom Unains5562 2017-04-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 I'm surprised he's dead , the report said there was only medium bleeding.

Posted by Classer 2017-04-27 01:32|| 2017-04-27 01:32|| Front Page Top

#2 And the winner of the International Darwin Award for 2017 is....................

Posted by Cheaderhead 2017-04-27 06:02|| 2017-04-27 06:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Bleeding heart liberal?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2017-04-27 08:04|| 2017-04-27 08:04|| Front Page Top

#4 Usually the blade snaps

Substitution?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-04-27 08:05|| 2017-04-27 08:05|| Front Page Top

#5 I wonder if he predicted it.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-04-27 08:25|| 2017-04-27 08:25|| Front Page Top

#6 He'll be remembered forever for this, so technically he did achieve immortality.

Posted by charger 2017-04-27 09:16|| 2017-04-27 09:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Dang it Classer, so good I need a new cup of coffee.

Posted by swksvolFF 2017-04-27 11:08|| 2017-04-27 11:08|| Front Page Top

#8 Yet another reason I focus exclusively on shooting myself int the foot.

Posted by Beau 2017-04-27 11:12|| 2017-04-27 11:12|| Front Page Top

#9 He was immortal before this, and still is.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2017-04-27 11:12|| 2017-04-27 11:12|| Front Page Top

#10 "Here, hold my beer.."

Posted by Frank G 2017-04-27 12:15|| 2017-04-27 12:15|| Front Page Top

#11 Cutting humor, you guys.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-04-27 12:15|| 2017-04-27 12:15|| Front Page Top

#12 Classer, right out of the gate, nails it.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2017-04-27 15:01|| 2017-04-27 15:01|| Front Page Top

#13 A séance. Stone silence. A cough.
The sceptic was tempted to scoff.
Then, thump on the flooring!
A session so boring
The spirit had knocked himself off.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-04-27 15:27|| 2017-04-27 15:27|| Front Page Top

#14

Posted by Crinegum Ulaigum2776 2017-04-27 19:08|| 2017-04-27 19:08|| Front Page Top

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