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2006-04-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2006-04-07 09:10|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Testicles, mighty handy for my lock box.

-- Billary Clinton

Posted by Captain America 2006-04-07 09:54|| 2006-04-07 09:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Outstanding commentary, guys. ROFL!!

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-04-07 09:55|| 2006-04-07 09:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Stealing sexual organs? Man, that takes balls.

Posted by BH 2006-04-07 10:33|| 2006-04-07 10:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Is this an example of organized crime?

Posted by Mike 2006-04-07 10:46|| 2006-04-07 10:46|| Front Page Top

#5 Looky! It's a shutter gun and um...two rounds of bullet.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-04-07 10:47|| 2006-04-07 10:47|| Front Page Top

#6 How much ya want for them?

Posted by Maureen Dowd 2006-04-07 11:25|| 2006-04-07 11:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Now cut it out, guys!

Posted by Mike 2006-04-07 12:52|| 2006-04-07 12:52|| Front Page Top

#8 "Balls!" cried the Queen, "If I had 'em I'd be King!"

"Nuts!" replied the Prince, "I've got 'em and I'm not King!"

"Crap!" bellowed the King, and thirty thousand loyal subjects squatted and heaved - for in those days the King's word was law.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-04-07 13:07|| 2006-04-07 13:07|| Front Page Top

#9 SOmebody let Hillary know the attachment surgery is off.

Posted by 49 Pan">49 Pan 2006-04-07 13:07|| 2006-04-07 13:07|| Front Page Top

#10 Something very brokeback about all of this.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-04-07 14:04|| 2006-04-07 14:04|| Front Page Top

#11 absolutely hilarious!!!

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2006-04-07 15:15|| 2006-04-07 15:15|| Front Page Top

#12 Damn my dickslesia! I thought the Headline was "3 caught BY thir sexual organs"!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2006-04-07 15:20|| 2006-04-07 15:20|| Front Page Top

#13
In Lilongwe's fair city,
Where girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Sitti Malone,
As she pushed her wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow,
Crying, "Fresh Cockles and Testicles, alive, alive oh"!

Alive, alive oh! alive, alive oh!
Crying, "Fresh Cockles and Testicles, alive, alive oh"!

Now she was a Tackle-monger,
And sure twas no wonder,
For so were her mother and father before,
And they each wheeled their barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,

Crying, "Fresh Cockles and Testicles, alive, alive oh"!
Chorus:

She died of a fever,
And no one could save her,
And that was the end of sweet Sitti Malone.
Now her ghost wheels her barrow,
Through streets broad and narrow,

Crying, "Fresh Cockles and Testicles, alive, alive oh"!

Posted by RD 2006-04-07 20:09|| 2006-04-07 20:09|| Front Page Top

#14 Chinese blogs were reporting on the discovery by Chicom authorities of several dozen bodies wrapped in various covers and hidden in local moutain terrain. Some authorites believe these people/victims, both young and old and of different genders, were deliberately killed EITHER FOR FOOD, OR TO SELL THEIR ORGANS FOR FOOD = CASH.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-04-07 21:18|| 2006-04-07 21:18|| Front Page Top

#15 Steve: I'm such a Peckinpah fan, I actually have the "Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia" DVD...heh heh

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-04-07 21:58|| 2006-04-07 21:58|| Front Page Top

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