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2018-03-22 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Florida Man Allegedly Shouts ‘Allah Akbar,’ Shoots Wife, Knifes Children, Sets House On Fire

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Posted by Fred 2018-03-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 I had a beer with Florida Man last night. He seemed to be in good humor. Must have got pissed off on the way home.

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-03-22 01:34|| 2018-03-22 01:34|| Front Page Top

#2 "I was shocked," said Walter Ballard, a friend of Oneal who had seen him three days prior, according to Tampa Bay Times. "That’s the only thing that went through my mind: How could he do something like this?"

How? It's real simple: a) he's a Muzzie, and b) he's crazier'n a shithouse rat.

Posted by Dave D. 2018-03-22 10:39|| 2018-03-22 10:39|| Front Page Top

#3 The ballad of Ronnie Oneal,
A paddy, well, mad... but genteel:
He'll riddle his honey
And griddle poor sonny,
But seldom, inshallah, will squeal.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-03-22 11:12|| 2018-03-22 11:12|| Front Page Top

#4 No Paddy, according to the photo at Heavy.com, which also adds this tidbit:

Oneal’s record with the Hillsborough County Sheriff includes a 2009 driving with a suspended license, and two misdemeanor pot possession charges, one in 2008 another in 2009. In 2007, he was charged with “conspiracy to traffic in cocaine.”

Posted by trailing wife 2018-03-22 12:39|| 2018-03-22 12:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Her name is Ke-Ke and she tried to kill me and I just killed her

I'm sure you'll be feeling better soon and they'll let you out of jail.

Posted by gorb 2018-03-22 14:39|| 2018-03-22 14:39|| Front Page Top

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