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2010-02-10 Arabia
Arab ambassador discovers bride is bearded and cross-eyed behind veil
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Posted by tipper 2010-02-10 08:01|| || Front Page|| [4 views ]  Top

#1 I'd say he got off rather cheaply. Over time, one could pay £85,000 for shave cream, razor blades, and aftershave.
Posted by Besoeker 2010-02-10 08:26||   2010-02-10 08:26|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm sure the woman would use a sugar/honey or beeswax product rather than shave, Besoeker. That is, she would if she knew about them. Apparently she didn't since she failed to use one prior to meeting up with her newly betrothed spouse.

And for that matter there are quite effective surgical and rehab exercise programs for strabismus. It's a pity her family didn't bother to invest in them - it would improve not only her appearance but also her ability to read, drive and otherwise participate in the various social and economic activities that are so trendy these days.
Posted by lotp 2010-02-10 08:49||   2010-02-10 08:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Wouldn't that make her a not so rare and prized beauty in Inbreedistan?
Posted by ed 2010-02-10 08:49||   2010-02-10 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 They won't shave or wax. The old wives' tale that cut hair just grows back thicker is alive and well.
Posted by gromky 2010-02-10 09:11||   2010-02-10 09:11|| Front Page Top

#5 And in fact shaved hair feels thicker as it grows out, due to the blunt end of the cut hair shaft. Which is why waxing is in such vogue.
Posted by lotp 2010-02-10 09:39||   2010-02-10 09:39|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm sure the woman would use a sugar/honey or beeswax product rather than shave, Besoeker. lotp

I believe you may be making a questionable assumption with regard to gender.
Posted by Besoeker 2010-02-10 10:14||   2010-02-10 10:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Doesn't the guy believe in polygamy? I thought that's why they had it.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2010-02-10 10:22||   2010-02-10 10:22|| Front Page Top

#8 But she has huge...tracks of land.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2010-02-10 10:31||   2010-02-10 10:31|| Front Page Top

#9 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8506946.stm
Posted by Oscar 2010-02-10 10:32||   2010-02-10 10:32|| Front Page Top

#10 I curse your moustache, bitch!
Posted by tu3031 2010-02-10 10:33||   2010-02-10 10:33|| Front Page Top

#11 Kiss me, baby...

Posted by tu3031 2010-02-10 10:39||   2010-02-10 10:39|| Front Page Top

#12 For £85,000, he could purchase his own laser for home hair removal.
Posted by Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2010-02-10 11:28||   2010-02-10 11:28|| Front Page Top

#13 And here I was wondering the origin of the phrase "Buyer Beware".
Posted by swksvolFF 2010-02-10 11:46||   2010-02-10 11:46|| Front Page Top

#14 A pig in a poke.
Posted by mojo  2010-02-10 11:51||   2010-02-10 11:51|| Front Page Top

#15 Bait and switch
Posted by john frum 2010-02-10 16:40||   2010-02-10 16:40|| Front Page Top

#16 Spill the beans, tu3031, you're really dot-com, aren't you ...
Posted by Steve White 2010-02-10 17:53||   2010-02-10 17:53|| Front Page Top

#17 If this guy becomes a Martyr, he's going to be really disappointed with the bearded Virgins.
Posted by CrazyFool 2010-02-10 17:54||   2010-02-10 17:54|| Front Page Top

#18 Uh, uh, DOES THIS MEAN THE HONEYMOON WAS "AWKWARD"???

Gut nuthin.
Posted by JosephMendiola  2010-02-10 20:08|| na  2010-02-10 20:08|| Front Page Top

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