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2006-01-22 Iraq

Zarqawi âsleeps in suicide beltâ, Tries to coordinate insurgent groups

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Posted by Pappy 2006-01-22 00:58|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If by any chance he has a bladder, prostate, or constant urination problem at night, he could very well make a wrong move and go kaboom! Ahhh .. let us pray and hope!

Posted by The Angry Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2006-01-22 01:20|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com] 2006-01-22 01:20|| Front Page Top

#2 And here I thought the gear on my rescue squad belt was uncomfortable to sleep in!

Lemme know when he sleeps with the fishes. I'll get my ululator out of the freezer.... :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-01-22 01:27|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-01-22 01:27|| Front Page Top

#3 WTF is a "ululator"?? It seems to have caught on with everyone but I seem to have missed it.

Posted by C-Low 2006-01-22 01:34|| 2006-01-22 01:34|| Front Page Top

#4 An ululator is a device we Westerners need to ululate properly, though one can also use it as a car alarm.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-01-22 01:54|| 2006-01-22 01:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Ululate - to howl or wail, especially in grief.

An Ululator - a device to ululate.

One of many 'in' RB jokes.

Posted by phil_b">phil_b 2006-01-22 02:17|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/] 2006-01-22 02:17|| Front Page Top

#6 It's the second most important RB accessory after the Sympathy Meter.

Posted by 6 2006-01-22 02:33|| 2006-01-22 02:33|| Front Page Top

#7 So, uh, what's the frequency, ~~Kenneth~~ Omar?

Posted by .com 2006-01-22 04:41|| 2006-01-22 04:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Are you thnking that a garage door opener or a tv channel changer might do the trick, .com?

Posted by trailing wife 2006-01-22 07:47|| 2006-01-22 07:47|| Front Page Top

#9 I'll take a shutter gun over a sympathy meter any day.

Posted by Gliper Crater1822 2006-01-22 08:42|| 2006-01-22 08:42|| Front Page Top

#10 If we all agreed to a set time and focused our thoughts on igniting the bomb belt....

Posted by TomAnon 2006-01-22 09:20|| 2006-01-22 09:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Omar didn't say the suicide belt was armed. Its probably just a fashion statement.

Posted by mhw 2006-01-22 09:46|| 2006-01-22 09:46|| Front Page Top

#12 Suicide belts are the new black.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-01-22 10:39|| 2006-01-22 10:39|| Front Page Top

#13 "He seems to have lost the hospitality that he enjoyed in the past in Iraq,â

Even the stupid understand that if your offer sanctuary to our enemies, you will discover the effects of an air strike. Now that they know we will go after him in any country, his sanctuary there will wane.

Posted by 49 Pan">49 Pan 2006-01-22 11:20|| 2006-01-22 11:20|| Front Page Top

#14 gawd i thought ululators were ~~IUD~~ IEDs.

Posted by RD 2006-01-22 11:27|| 2006-01-22 11:27|| Front Page Top

#15 Ansari confirmed that he has both his legs and âwalks with confidence and balanceâ. He appeared to have recovered from chest and shoulder injuries he suffered in a separate US airstrike last year.

The money-quote, kids. Hint: One of Saddam and Osama's habits.

Think about it...

Posted by Pappy 2006-01-22 11:57|| 2006-01-22 11:57|| Front Page Top

#16 a body double?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-22 12:22|| 2006-01-22 12:22|| Front Page Top

#17 maybe he grew the leg back?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-22 12:23|| 2006-01-22 12:23|| Front Page Top

#18 "...Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, goes to sleep every night wearing a suicide belt packed with explosives..."
He's a real AQ/Paleo chick magnet!

Posted by Hugh al Hefner 2006-01-22 12:27|| 2006-01-22 12:27|| Front Page Top

#19 Walker like an Egyptian I'll bet.

Posted by 6 2006-01-22 12:56|| 2006-01-22 12:56|| Front Page Top

#20 live under ground like a spider hole Pharaoh

Posted by RD 2006-01-22 13:06|| 2006-01-22 13:06|| Front Page Top

#21 OK Pappy pay up! fer Crist Steaks.

Posted by RD 2006-01-22 13:13|| 2006-01-22 13:13|| Front Page Top

#22 "com" has the right of it.
What's the igniter resonate frequency?
(dynamite cap whatever)
They have to have standard models.
Pump the suspected area with radio waves around the likely resonate frequencies when he sleeps. (day night whatever - I assume day as he's a vampire)
Enough power and he should go kaboom.

Posted by 3dc 2006-01-22 13:23|| 2006-01-22 13:23|| Front Page Top

#23 You make him sound like a garage door opener. It's probably just a simple switch and battery.

Posted by Darrell 2006-01-22 14:03|| 2006-01-22 14:03|| Front Page Top

#24 RD, look at Frank's comment. The Times should've followed up by asking Ansari if he saw any tatooos.

FWIW, Zarq's behavior doesn't exactly match his past actions either.

Posted by Pappy 2006-01-22 14:43|| 2006-01-22 14:43|| Front Page Top

#25 Thx. ;-)

Posted by RD 2006-01-22 14:46|| 2006-01-22 14:46|| Front Page Top

#26 âwalks with confidence and balanceâ

sounds more like a signal/message to stage an op or relate rediness to me.

Posted by RD 2006-01-22 15:39|| 2006-01-22 15:39|| Front Page Top

#27 Well if you focus enough electromagnetic energy in a small enough area at the right frequency, it will induce an electric current in a conductor. You ever put foil in a microwave? Suicide belts use electrical blasting caps. ¿Entiende?

Posted by 11A5S 2006-01-22 16:05|| 2006-01-22 16:05|| Front Page Top

#28 "...if you focus enough electromagnetic energy in a small enough area at the right frequency..."
If you know where to focus, I'd suggest that you use bullets.

Posted by Darrell 2006-01-22 16:22|| 2006-01-22 16:22|| Front Page Top

#29 The topic at hand was whether or not you could blow up an electrically primed suicide belt remotely. The answer is yes. I've actually seen with my own two eyes a certain dumbass walking around a microwave tower with an unshunted, electrically fired blast simulator get a big, big surprise. Whether it is practical or not, I'll leave to the experts.

Though one positive would be that if no one in the house targeted had a suicide belt, nobody gets hurt. This eliminates the possiblity of getting set up to take out a house full of innocents as has happened to us in the past.

Posted by 11A5S 2006-01-22 16:48|| 2006-01-22 16:48|| Front Page Top

#30 Would an EMP blast over Tehran do it?

Posted by Jake-the-Peg 2006-01-22 17:37|| 2006-01-22 17:37|| Front Page Top

#31 11A5S - you sweet-talker :-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-22 17:39|| 2006-01-22 17:39|| Front Page Top

#32 yeah it's always better too blow yourself up rather than take the chance of having panties put on your head

Posted by Jerelet Thineling2988 2006-01-22 17:40|| 2006-01-22 17:40|| Front Page Top

#33 Tact comes hard to me, Frank, but I try the best I can. I hope that you are enjoying this beautiful SoCal day.

Posted by 11A5S 2006-01-22 17:45|| 2006-01-22 17:45|| Front Page Top

#34 gorgeous, isn't it?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-22 17:48|| 2006-01-22 17:48|| Front Page Top

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