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2005-01-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2005-01-19 8:44:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 tu3031 - this reminds me of this one "helpful hints to picking up hookers" thing I read years back....

1) If she looks like she's had a bath in the past 24 hours and all her teeth....she's an undercover cop
2) If she has really beautiful long hair.....she's a pre-op transsexual with a wig
3) If she looks filthy, missing some teeth and is incoherent....that's a real one, go for it!

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-01-19 1:17:40 PM|| 2005-01-19 1:17:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Ah, a story from home! The KKK leader who accidently shot a new recruit in the 'punkin was not far from here either. I just sit back at the Deacon Blues Pork Palace and Potables Parlour and munch the popcorn. We opened a brand new keg of 'Blues Stout yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed the local news.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-01-19 1:21:03 PM|| 2005-01-19 1:21:03 PM|| Front Page Top

Posted by .com 2005-01-19 1:21:10 PM|| 2005-01-19 1:21:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I pass, next!

Posted by Captain America 2005-01-19 1:45:25 PM|| 2005-01-19 1:45:25 PM|| Front Page Top

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