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Home Front: Culture Wars
Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism
2018-01-21
[Sultan Knish] The United States of America (1787-2018) came to a swift and sudden end last night as the government shut down. The nation which had survived Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812 and Jimmy Carter ceased to exist.

The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun confiscations, food stamps and Green Energy programs unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia and Disneyland.
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

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Posted by: 3dc   2018-01-21 22:42  

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Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2018-01-21 16:06  

#8  Yep, good ol' Jimmuh ran the economy into the ground so I had to move from nail-banging to bit-banging...turned out allright in the end.


Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
Posted by: AlanC   2018-01-21 14:42  

#7  SteveS, back then the US voters had the good sense to recognize the incompetence and not re-elect it. Things changed by Obama's time in office.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2018-01-21 11:22  

#6  The nation which had survived Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812 and Jimmy Carter ceased to exist.

I'm so old I remember when Jimmy Carter was Worst President Ever.
Posted by: SteveS   2018-01-21 10:36  

#5  Satire? No, just the government running at its normal level of efficentcy. Heck maybe better than. And my qoute would of been, "as god is my witness I thought turkeulys could fly"
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2018-01-21 10:32  

#4  Is this satire?
Posted by: Matt   2018-01-21 09:46  

#3  Sorry Anomalous, swear yours wasn't on when I posted this.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2018-01-21 04:29  

#2  Behold President Trump's 'smaller gov't' BETA testing.
Posted by: Besoeker   2018-01-21 04:16  

#1  Human Sacrifice; dogs and cats, living together; !!Mass Hysteria!!
It never gets old.

Posted by: Woodrow   2018-01-21 03:26