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Pregnant wife shoves chili peppers into mistress’s coozinart
2017-07-25
[NYPOST] An angry pregnant wife has attacked her cheating husband’s mistress by allegedly forcing red-hot chili peppers into her vagina.
And she held still for that?
Vietnamese media reports Ly Chanel, 23, had noticed her husband had begun disappearing for hours on end.
Umm... "Chanel" isn't Vietnamese. Was the husband French or something? Or maybe it's an alias?
They’d only been married seven months. And she was already bearing his first child.
Quick worker, huh?
Earlier this week, she followed Chien Keo, 24, to what turned out to be a motel rendezvous in the Thai Nguyen province in Vietnam.
Chien's name sounds Chinese. Thai Nguyen province is just north of Hanoi.
Three-months pregnant Ly interrupted the pair and stuffed chilies into the mistress’s vagina while her three female friends held her down on a motel bed.
Musta really caught her by surprise if there were only three of them.
The pictures of the incident have shocked internet readers across Asia.
Dear Lordy, they took pictures?
And their malevolent message backfired. Furious followers wanted to know why she punished the mistress so severely but ignored her wayward husband. They accused Ly of being cruel.
Couldn't fit chilis in there?
Ly responded before shutting down her Facebook page: “How can he care for us if he cheats with another girl? A woman who destroys the family? Women can forgive easily but they can never forget. Jealousy is painful. She will know this.”
I'll bet she'll think about it every time she sits down.
“There are people who hate me now, but life is like that, you cannot please everyone.”
Posted by:Fred

#5  Coozinart? Is that a French name for it? Hah.
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-07-25 20:24  

#4  Couldn't fit chilis in there?

However a catheter and chili oil usually does the trick.
Posted by: Frozen Al   2017-07-25 13:15  

#3  "Aaaah! Aaaah!"
"Is she in pain?"
"Either that or ecstasy. It's hard to tell."
Posted by: PBMcL   2017-07-25 12:45  

#2  their malevolent message backfired

The Mistress only got hotter.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-07-25 09:30  

#1  Never cross a dragon.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2017-07-25 01:32