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| -Lurid Crime Tales- | |
| The Case of the Concrete Buttocks | |
| 2017-03-29 | |
| [WASHINGTONPOST] From a Florida prison in November 2011, Shatarka Nuby penned a letter to the state’s health department about her cosmetically enhanced buttocks. Dear Sir: This is to inform you that my butt has been busted... Her rear end had hardened and turned black, she wrote. "It's like sittin' on a pair o' concrete blocks!" Side effects from the years-old injections left the mother of three feeling sick. And she claimed her surgeon — Oneal Ron Morris — was the same faux cosmetic doctor that police had arrested and accused of pumping a near-lethal formula of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant into other women’s bodies. "Matter o' fact, that's what it is: Sittin' on concrete blocks, with a side helping of Fix-a-Flat." Her patients called her “Duchess.” "Doctor Duchess! Can you sign for your concrete delivery?" Officials began investigating and interviewed Nuby. "Le Gume! My cape!" But four months later, she was dead. The official cause of death was respiratory failure from “massive systemic silicone migration” from injections to Nuby’s buttocks and hips, according to the medical examiner. "Sam! Come look at this!" "Ugh! What is it, Doctor Quincy?" "Concrete." "In her lung?"
"She's dead. I ain't got no license. What should I do, Mr. Matlock?" "Throw yoreself on the mercy of the court, Duchess. Tell the judge yer an orphan!" On Monday, a judge sentenced Morris to 10 years in prison and five years probation for her crimes. "Only ten years? That seems pretty light, judge! Her clients are dead or deformed!" "Well, she's an orphan!" For years in Florida, Morris’s name — and posterior — have been widely reported and eventually made national headlines when photos of the woman surfaced. She reportedly used the same cut-rate cosmetic methods that sickened or killed others to inject her own hips and buttocks, leaving them abnormally large and misshapen. "Tell me that ain't yer butt! You got a banjo in yer pocket right?" Local media labeled Morris’s ongoing saga the “toxic tush” case. ... or the Asphalt Ass... During sentencing Monday, Morris repeatedly denied allegations that she intentionally hurt anyone and insisted that she had “never ever, nor would dare ever” to inject “any human with any type of unknown substance.” "No, no! Certainly not! We all know what concrete is!" | |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #8 It would be a lot safer just to eat the typical American diet and not exercise. You just need a little patience. |
| Posted by: gorb 2017-03-29 21:13 |
| #7 My Professional Opinion™: there are admixtures for concrete that extend workability and reduce water. Mineral oil, caulking, and Fix-A-Flat are not them. She should have had her mix design done by a professional engineer and then refrained from injecting it INTO her freaking booty |
| Posted by: Frank G 2017-03-29 19:35 |
| #6 By the sewer she lived By the sewer she died They said it was murder but it was sewer-side I'm going back to work, now. |
| Posted by: Bobby 2017-03-29 13:03 |
| #5 The banjo wasn't in her pocket, it was on her knee. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2017-03-29 08:39 |
| #4 Floating a question - Were existing 'control joints' used ? |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2017-03-29 08:13 |
| #3 Damn, Skid that's hard. I've heard of concrete boots but never concrete booty. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2017-03-29 08:00 |
| #2 She died like she lived, a hardass. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2017-03-29 05:03 |
| #1 The job of an x-ray technician must be very interesting these days. |
| Posted by: Nero White 3083 2017-03-29 03:25 |