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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Down under shot off Down Under
2017-01-20
A man shot in the groin by a balaclava-clad gunman at Campbellfield shopping plaza on Tuesday was a member of a north-west crime family.

It is understood Omar Tiba, 27, from Coolaroo, had part of his penis shot off when an unknown gunman got out of the car and started firing

Several members of the Tiba family have been convicted of serious violent offences - including Bassam Tiba for the manslaughter of Richard Haddara - and drug crime.
Sounds like some of those "Lebanese" criminals Australia has become known for...
Up to four men in a white or cream car drove up to the victim in the Campbellfield Plaza car park about 9.30pm on Tuesday before one got out and started firing, Detective Inspector Steve Clark said.

A shopping centre security guard heard gun shots, ran outside and found the man lying on the ground with at least three gunshot wounds to his leg and groin, Channel Nine reported.
If it had been his feet we would have known he was a Palestinian...
"He heard some shooting, he ran down to see what it was, and he saw a man on the ground, bleeding," the security guard's colleague, Thomas Yoannis, said. "I think it was his wife or his partner, holding him. She was holding his head and crying, and just asking for help."
Posted by:Classer

#7  Thanks USN - now I have that going thru my head and people are looking at me strangely when I laugh out loud it at inappropriate times...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-01-20 16:52  

#6  Go to your room, #5 USN, Ret. :-D
Posted by: Barbara   2017-01-20 15:39  

#5  Sounds like the makings of a new Weird Al song:
"I shot the penis,
But I did not shoot the testicles..."
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2017-01-20 15:34  

#4  Ask the folks in Chicago, Deacon. Strict guns laws there, too.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2017-01-20 08:53  

#3  With Australia's very strict gun laws I wonder where they got the guns.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2017-01-20 07:29  

#2  not "north-western criminal" , not "lebanese"

they are MUSLIMS
Posted by: anon1   2017-01-20 04:58  

#1  She was holding his head and crying, and just asking for help.

Shot in the penis and she was holding his head?
Who writes these things?
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-01-20 00:27