It doesn't take all that many Moslems to poop in the punchbowl, does it?
No links have been made between the two incidents.
And, really, they had nothing to do with religion.
Both resulted in the deaths of members of the military.
Pure coincidence, Shirley.
On Monday, Martin Couture-Rouleau, 25, ran down two military personnel in a St-Jean-sur-Richelieu parking lot. He was fatally shot by police after leading officers on a high-speed chase. Police describe him as "radicalized."
That means he was a freshly perverted Moslem.
It's fresh in the mind of many as details of today's shooting became available.
Today's gun artiste was a Moslem, too. Just a coincidence, of course.
"It's troubling because I went to school in Ottawa," said St-Jean-sur-Richelieu resident Emma Dubé.
Laws of chance, y'know. It coulda been two Esquimeaux. There aren't all that many of them in the Great White North, y'know. Probably not as many as there are Moslems.
"It's crazy that these events happened in the same week. We don't really know much right now...the details...but our hearts are with them."
If you go bonking your head on the floor five times a day it does something to your head.
Representatives from a local mosque, Association Musulmane du Haut-Richelieu, say they're still trying to understand the incident that happened in their city Monday."We just [bonk!] can't [bonk!] understand [bonk!] it!"
"Mais non! [bonque!] Moi [bonque!] neither! [bonque!]"
"We're shocked, very shocked," said Imam Hamid Bekkari, who said he did not know the suspect.
"Nous sont shoqued! Shoqued, j'e tell vous!"
"We never heard of the guy, eh?"
"We can't find the words to see how a person, in 2014, can do such terrible things to others. That's what I have to say."
"It's unheard of!"
Stricter security on military bases
Military institutions in St-Jean-sur-Richelieu and across Quebec have increased security.
Unlike the armed forces of Arab and Moslem countries, Canadian and U.S. forces don't lug loaded guns around with them all the time. They don't have gunsex, either.
Members have been instructed not to wear their uniform in public areas except for "operational reasons."
Probably it would be better in the present instance to wear the uniform and pack heat.
The St-Jean-sur-Richelieu Garrison has increased its security, adding an extra patrol car to the gate.
An entire patrol car? Whoa, eh!
"Due to the recent events, we're being cautious and increasing our force protection posture to ensure the security of all military and civilian personnel at all defence establishments in Quebec," said Lt. Marco Chouinard, spokesperson for the garrison.