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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Secretary teaches molester a painful lesson
2014-07-31
[Gulf News] A worker received a painful lesson when he sneaked into a secretary's office where he molested her.

The 40-year-old Filipina secretary held off the 22-year-old Pak worker, M.N., when he sneaked behind her desk and groped her in May.
"Harrrr! Nice boobies!"
She was said to have targeted a vulnerable part of his body when he attempted to force himself on her.
"Aaaiiieee! My vulnerable part! Leggo! Leggo!"
The worker was forced to walk away due to the pain.
The correct verb would probably be "stagger."
The Dubai Court of First Instance convicted M.N. of molesting the Filipina and tossed him in the slammer for six months.
"Bailiff!Whack his pee-pee!"
"Aaaiiieee! My vulnerable part!"

Records said the accused crept snuck walked quietly into the woman's workplace and suddenly pulled her to the floor and molested her.
"Ugh! Female! Nobody around! Hrarrrr!"
"I shouted and cried loudly for help--but nobody heard me.
He prob'ly wouldn'ta dunnit if there had been somebody there other than a supposedly available Filipina. You know how passionate them Asian babes are.
He removed my headscarf and then groped me. He punched me and beat me so brutally. He was about to remove my dress, when I inflicted pain on him... he let go of me and stormed out of the office," the secretary told prosecutors.
"This ain't Peshawar or Quetta or Lahore, y'know!"
According to the charge sheet, prosecutors accused M.N. of forcing himself on the Filipina, molesting and assaulting her inside the company's premises in Al Quoz. According to the primary ruling, the accused, who entered an innocent plea,
"No,no! Certainly not!"
will be deported following the completion of his punishment.
"Out! And stay out!"
When asked why he went into her office and molested her, the defendant replied: "I did not touch her. I did not do anything."
"Nope.Nope. Wudn't me. I wudn't even there. It wuz somebody else."
The Filipina testified that she told the defendant several times to leave the office.
"Beat it, bud! You ain't my type!"
Two pedestrians spotted the Filipina shouting and crying outside the office, said records. The two men chased the defendant and restrained him until the police arrived at the scene of the crime. A policeman said during questioning that the defendant admitted that he walked into the office to ask for directions to a nearby mall.
Posted by:Fred

#5  Tolchoked me in the yarbles, she did!
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-07-31 22:36  

#4  Actually, a couple of years ago, SHE would have been given 1,000 lashes for being meat for the cat.
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2014-07-31 11:28  

#3  Six whole months, eh?

That'll learn him.
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2014-07-31 11:27  

#2  I kept thinking 'butterfly knife'.
Posted by: Pappy   2014-07-31 10:11  

#1  A few years ago I think it was in Quatar an Arab videotaped himself toturing and murdering his Afghan employee. Despite the video the judge released tyhe member of the herrensvolk for "lack of evidence". Now I know this is Dubai ie a country where tthey have even allowed building a church but I suspect that her assaulter was Filipino and had he been an Arab she should consider herself lucky if she had only been sentenced to be sent back to Philipines.
Posted by: JFM   2014-07-31 09:59