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I Think I'm Going to Pass on 'Civil War'
2024-04-13
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[Hot Air] A reviewer at the Blaze seems to agree that, while it's obvious the president in the film is meant to be Trump, the film would have been a disaster if it tried to delve deeply into what was motivating the various factions.

It's all very effectively done: harrowing urban combat, menacing rednecks with "assault rifles," real-life Dunst-hubby Jesse Plemon in those red sharpshooter shades. If the point is "war is hell," consider it made. Although, there's nothing here Steven Spielberg didn't do better 25 years ago in "Saving Private Ryan."

And that better be the point, as the movie has nothing to say about our current political divisions. Take away the burned-out shopping malls and the assault on the Lincoln Memorial, and the "Civil War" might as well take place in Bagdad or Odessa.

Had Garland spent his $50 million budget on making the kind of libtard, death-to-muh-democracy fever dream that's been stupefying half of the country since 2016, he would've had a "Battlefield Earth"-level camp classic on his hands.

But over at the NY Times, Michelle Goldberg is pretty excited that the politics of the film are more recognizable than she expected.

Blond haired Aryan Jesse Plemon with his nasal spade on the trigger of an AR.

Posted by:Besoeker

#7  Reads more like Merrick Garland's fever dream than Alex Garland's.
Posted by: JohnQC   2024-04-13 12:09  

#6  Who needs that lame movie - just step outside for previews of the coming attraction.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2024-04-13 11:45  

#5  Soon as I saw the plot I knew this was gonna be a huge turd.
Posted by: DarthVader   2024-04-13 10:35  

#4  Movie reviewers I trust say, basically, its supposed to lionize 'media' but ends up really being a shitty parody.

And no, there was never any good reason to see this movie, other than to see who says wet farts smell like pine trees. X years into a shooting war, and butterfat mcfuckface still has no trigger discipline. But see, orange glasses bad gurglegurglemonkeypox.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-04-13 10:27  

#3  Saw 'Cabrini' a couple of days ago. Well worth the time and money.

Cabrini trailer at this link.
Posted by: Besoeker   2024-04-13 08:08  

#2  Hat tip to the Biden administration minister of election year propaganda. Joseph Goebbels would be quite proud.

Have to pass on this one as well.
Posted by: Besoeker   2024-04-13 07:52  

#1  I'm sorry but any 'film' that has the Texas-California Alliance in it, cannot be considered to be anything than a bad LSD trip or some rotten schrooms.

Every review I've read merely confirms my suspicions and like the stupid crap set in some NYC ghetto about 'revolution' I'm going to put it right up there with Avatar. To be watched when the humans win.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2024-04-13 07:42  

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