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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Texas city is hit by wild acts of vandalism as BUNNIES go on rampant Christmas crime spree and chew up holiday decorations
2023-12-25
[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]
  • The bunnies have been accused of chewing electrical cords, breaking ceramic statues and leaving a huge mess

  • The Hutto Police Department issued a public service announcement on Thursday informing its residents the 'native cottontail' is wreaking havoc

  • One resident called the bunnies 'little jerks' after they chewed through her Christmas light decorative display
Posted by:Skidmark

#5  Not saying it's a sign or portent, but after not having seen a skunk in months I've crossed paths with one on three of last four walks. Might've tripped over the little guy who "charged" me this morning if I hadn't see him coming. [shakes angry AM apple fritter can of tomato juice]

Merry freakishly skunky Christmas, all!
Posted by: Ho Chi Slomp5291   2023-12-25 22:43  

#4  Nothing like the usual herd of then in Australia, mate.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-12-25 16:06  

#3  Any excuse to say Gaia hates Christians.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-12-25 11:48  

#2  But it is fun, isn't it.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-12-25 11:09  

#1  I live in Hutto. This story is typical Daily Fail BS. There have been a couple of instances where cords were cut, but it's likely is was local Youts, not rabbits.
Posted by: EMSArtifact    2023-12-25 10:29  

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