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Shell shock: Woman on first date slurps down 48 oysters, then her date lies about going to restroom
2023-10-19
[FOX NEWS via WND) -- A woman went viral on TikTok for what some consider overindulging on a first date.

TikTok user EquanaB (@equanaaa) posted a video last week recounting a recent date she went on at Fontaine’s Oyster Bar in Atlanta.

EquanaB admitted in the video that she agreed to meet her date for a drink after he had been texting her for "weeks."

WARNING: Video contains some foul language.
Posted by:Besoeker

#12  Wasn't he supposed to be doing the oysters?
Posted by: KBK   2023-10-19 21:59  

#11  "This is the women's restroom, what you doing in here man!"

"Shhhh....what's the name of the drink I can order from the bartender when I need help?"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-10-19 12:30  

#10  ^ ;-)
Posted by: Frank G   2023-10-19 10:56  

#9   O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one."
Posted by: European Conservative   2023-10-19 10:31  

#8  Ref #4: Can't remember the movie off hand.....

"What would you like?" Well darling, you know what I like."
Posted by: Besoeker   2023-10-19 10:00  

#7  Re #2. A horse eating oysters. Wes Craven smiles...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-10-19 09:54  

#6  "Well, I won't need these..."

James Bond, pushing plate of oysters away on his faux honeymoon, You Only Live Twice
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-10-19 09:53  

#5  TikTok user @tammysimmone commented that the "slurping alone" would have made her leave.

"I could barely LISTEN to you slurping, so I can imagine how bad it was to actually watch it," said another user, @warriormami6792.
Posted by: Frank G   2023-10-19 09:30  

#4  You ARE talking about oysters, B,...right?
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-10-19 09:04  

#3  It really was a brave man who ate the first one.
Posted by: Besoeker   2023-10-19 08:29  

#2  More like Equine. Gonna guess 5'6" and 200+; inaccurate photo avatar.

Nah Skid, she was expecting him to foot the bill. "Good thing I remembered to bring money." or such shit.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-10-19 08:19  

#1  Seems like a pretty good first date.
The 'slurping' is a telltale behavior.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-10-19 05:02  

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