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Shell shock: Woman on first date slurps down 48 oysters, then her date lies about going to restroom |
2023-10-19 |
[FOX NEWS via WND) -- A woman went viral on TikTok for what some consider overindulging on a first date. TikTok user EquanaB (@equanaaa) posted a video last week recounting a recent date she went on at Fontaine’s Oyster Bar in Atlanta. EquanaB admitted in the video that she agreed to meet her date for a drink after he had been texting her for "weeks." WARNING: Video contains some foul language. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#12 Wasn't he supposed to be doing the oysters? |
Posted by: KBK 2023-10-19 21:59 |
#11 "This is the women's restroom, what you doing in here man!" "Shhhh....what's the name of the drink I can order from the bartender when I need help?" |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2023-10-19 12:30 |
#10 ^ ;-) |
Posted by: Frank G 2023-10-19 10:56 |
#9 O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none — And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one." |
Posted by: European Conservative 2023-10-19 10:31 |
#8 Ref #4: Can't remember the movie off hand..... "What would you like?" Well darling, you know what I like." |
Posted by: Besoeker 2023-10-19 10:00 |
#7 Re #2. A horse eating oysters. Wes Craven smiles... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-10-19 09:54 |
#6 "Well, I won't need these..." James Bond, pushing plate of oysters away on his faux honeymoon, You Only Live Twice |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-10-19 09:53 |
#5 TikTok user @tammysimmone commented that the "slurping alone" would have made her leave. "I could barely LISTEN to you slurping, so I can imagine how bad it was to actually watch it," said another user, @warriormami6792. |
Posted by: Frank G 2023-10-19 09:30 |
#4 You ARE talking about oysters, B,...right? |
Posted by: Mercutio 2023-10-19 09:04 |
#3 It really was a brave man who ate the first one. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2023-10-19 08:29 |
#2 More like Equine. Gonna guess 5'6" and 200+; inaccurate photo avatar. Nah Skid, she was expecting him to foot the bill. "Good thing I remembered to bring money." or such shit. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2023-10-19 08:19 |
#1 Seems like a pretty good first date. The 'slurping' is a telltale behavior. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2023-10-19 05:02 |