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Government Corruption
Biden Regime is [considering] Forcing Illegal Immigrants to Stay in Texas as Blue States Grapple with Migrant Crisis
2023-09-09
[Gateway] The Biden regime is reportedly considering forcing illegal immigrants who enter the country to the border areas of Texas. The goal is to make it easier for these families to undergo and fail asylum screenings, thereby expediting their deportation, according to three U.S. officials who spoke with The LA Times.

Under the proposed plan, illegal immigrant families would be restricted to Texas—or potentially other border states—and their locations would be monitored through GPS devices such as ankle bracelets.
Actually tracking them instead of letting them roam free? Inconceivable!
"Family deportations are historically lower than those of single adults because of the complications of logistical planning needed to apprehend both children and parents," says a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) official.

According to investigative reporter Todd Bensman, most of these illegal immigrant families are "fake families and asylum fraudsters."
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  And then of course we'd brain-drain the whole freaking world like a giant flock of flying monkey vampire zombies. Immigration policy in full:

Seclude for a comfortable wait
All who knock at America's gate.
"Welcome! Eat, drink, and rest
For your marshmallow test:
One short year of rice, beans,
Books, and not making scenes,
Learning English and all
While you work on the wall...
Then the flip of a coin
Will decide if you'll join
Us... for thrill-packed Year 2, in a state!
Year 3? Random county.
Year 4? You're a townie.
The townspeople vote...
And it's back on the boat,
Or you're in! Ain't America great?
Posted by: Ulereth Elmamp1090   2023-09-09 19:18  

#6  And in each passport, gently tucked,
A Starbucks gift card read, "Get f-cked."
Posted by: Ulereth Elmamp1090   2023-09-09 18:51  

#5  "If I Were President," or, ID: Part Trois

A bright pea-green banner unfurled
As citizens ["FIRST!"] of the world
Left the red, white and blue
With new passports, green too,
And a million green Democrats hurled.

Or, [Esperanto for "Exorcist"]?
Posted by: Ulereth Elmamp1090   2023-09-09 18:39  

#4  their locations would be monitored through GPS devices such as Obama Biden phones.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-09-09 15:36  

#3  So the Biden policy has morphed in interment camps or building a wall around Texas.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-09-09 15:17  

#2  Stay in Texas. How about stay in Mexico. Your 'authority' on movement ended at the border.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-09-09 08:20  

#1  Looking behind the big curtain ....

If you wanted to flip a RED State,. Wouldn't sequestering 100's of 1, 000's of illegals there, then granting them blanket US Citizenship be a good step in that direction?
Posted by: NN2N1   2023-09-09 06:02  

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