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| Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump |
| 2023-08-18 |
| [BEE] ATLANTA, GA — In yet another stunning move, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has announced the indictment of every Trump voter on charges of conspiracy to elect an election denier. "Those who engaged in criminal conspiracy to vote for that yucky fart-face Donald Trump will be brought to justice," Willis said as she announced the hundreds of thousands of indictments. "These MAGA voters committed the heinous act of disagreeing with the ruling elites, which threatens the bedrock of democracy itself. In order to keep Donald Trump from regaining power, we must deal with his legion of domestic terrorist voters. No one is above the laws that we made up for this indictment." Democrats and Republicans alike celebrated the move behind closed doors, agreeing that returning to the status quo of electing leaders who would bathe in corruption and enrich themselves to the detriment of the public was in the best interest of all Georgia residents. "It's time to put Trump behind us," said Governor Brian Kemp. "We suffered for four long years under his reign of peace and prosperity, but those days are now at an end." When asked how they managed to track down every Trump voter in the state, officials said it only required them to hack into the electronic voting machines to access voter data and create a list of who everyone in the state voted for. "Being able to hack into these machines and manipulate data is an important part of keeping our elections free and fair," Willis explained. At publishing time, the Biden Administration had reportedly taken notice of the indictments in Georgia and initiated plans to roll out similar indictments on a nationwide scale. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #1 Great BB Satire Aside. Don't put anything past these radical LSD run Metro's. Remember back in Feb. 2022 over 40,000 sworn affidavits regarding election fraud were delivered to the Gov. Kemps & GA-SOS Raffensperger offices nothing was done, NO investigation, nothing. A generally shared OPINION on why? Kemp and Raffensperger kept their offices, so why would they risk their jobs calling for an investigation and honest recount?. BTW: How many of the 100's of GA Voter Mules were arrested in GA's Fulton or Dekalb counties? 35 voter fraud cases in Georgia turned over for prosecution. Anyone hear of the conviction rates and pubishments? PLUS Why wasn't Stacey Abrams hauled into court and charged for her comments and the many uncovered campaign voting, financing and spending issues? OR Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis strongly objecting to the GA. House passing and setting up an investigative review committee of GA DA's sources of funding. Calling it Racist given 14 of the recently elected GA DA's were Black LSD DA's and were strangely funded by guess who? |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2023-08-18 07:33 |