[TWITCHY] As the CEO of a company founded in America’s heartland more than 165 years ago, I am responsible for ensuring every consumer feels proud of the beer we brew.I didn't found it, but I woulda if I'd been around. But I wasn't. That's why I didn't.
We’re honored to be part of the fabric of this country. Anheuser-Busch employs more than 18,000 people and our independent distributors employ an additional 47,000 valued colleagues. We have thousands of partners, millions of fans and a proud history supporting our communities, military, first responders, sports fans and hard-working Americans everywhere.
We like it that we make a lotta money so our kids can go to schools like Harvard and that sort of thing. Lotsa people have jobs with AB and it'd be a shame if they lost them. Lotsa people depend on us.
We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people. We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer.
We didn't know it was loaded. We're trying not to bleed out here... Ma?...It's getting darker! Izzat you, Ma?
My time serving this country taught me the importance of accountability and the values upon which America was founded: freedom, hard work and respect for one another. As CEO of Anheuser-Busch, I am focused on building and protecting our remarkable history and heritage.
I wuz in the Marines, y'know. If it's raining shit don't forget yer umbrellla...
I care deeply about this country, this company, our brands and our partners.
I spend much of my time traveling across America, listening to and learning from our customers, distributors and others.
I care deeply about my job and keeping my family fed. I spend much of my time traveling across America in a carriage pulled by eight Clydesdale, wearing clothing so fine it can't even be seen by dullards.
Moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly to bring great beers to consumers across our nation.
Wanna buy some beer? We're having a sale.
Brendan Whitworth
She hasn't left yet, but we've hired somebody to walk in front of her ringing a bell and hollering "Unclean! Unclean!"
CEO, Anheuser-Busch
Mulvaney popped a tampon when he heard it. If he hadn't fallen on a pile of money he'd have broken his neck!