Being Native American has been part of my story since the day I was bornWarren
...The Great White Squaw, Lizzie is the Dem Senatrix from Massachussetts. She traces her noble lineage all the way back to Big Chief Spouting Bull. She has high cheekbones that stretch all the way to the top of her head. It has been alleged that she speaks with forked tongue but she denies that. She had a DNA test to prove her lineage and it turns out she's colorless...on Monday announced plans to run for reelection in 2024.
I guess Massachusetts is out of Kennedys, so there's room for fresh young faces like Fauxcahontas.
"We've won some big victories for working families in Massachusetts and across the country, but there's a lot more to do" Warren said on Twitter as a caption to a campaign ad featuring endorsements from voters and fellow Massachusetts Democrats. "So today I'm making it official: I'm running for re-election to keep up the fight."
A failed 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Warren has held her Senate seat since 2012. She had more than $2.3 million in her campaign account as of the end of last year, according to Federal Election Commission reports reviewed by The News Agency that Dare Not be Named.
Warren, 73, is the only declared 2024 Senate candidate for Massachusetts.
2024 is next year, so that'll make her 74. Assuming she serves another term, that'll make her 80 when it's time to announce her run in 2030, and 86 when she announces her run for 2036.
| ...by which time she’ll be completely incapable of doing the math, so that’s ok. |