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| New Year's Eve fireworks cancelled because of masturbating walrus |
| 2023-01-03 |
| Posted by:DarthVader |
| #4 I was going to make another View joke, but those get too obvious. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2023-01-03 20:37 |
| #3 Koo Koo Kachoo |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-01-03 19:53 |
| #2 The walrus is not interested in a cable news position. This was a network anchor audition. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2023-01-03 19:36 |
| #1 Did it work for CNN? |
| Posted by: Classer 2023-01-03 16:24 |