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| Elon To Stay As Twitter CEO After Counting Mail-In Votes |
| 2022-12-20 |
| [BBee] After posting a Twitter poll that seemed to indicate most Twitter users want him to step down from Twitter's leadership, Elon Musk has revealed that millions of mail-in ballots sent in yesterday confirmed most people want him to stay. "Initially the poll seemed to indicate that the majority of users and bots wish me gone, but that was a mirage," said Musk as he emerged from a dark, windowless room with stacks of ballots. "It looks like we got an overnight dump of 2 million mail-in votes that all say they want me to stay in charge of Twitter! Imagine that! Vox Populi Vox Dei!" |
| Posted by:Janter Chase2753 |
| #10 Babylon Bee, guys. Y’all need to put a dollar in the kitty against Fred’s next bleg. :-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2022-12-20 22:38 |
| #9 "Game farm guides rarely go hunting. It's the human encounters and stories they seek." great analogy! |
| Posted by: 746 2022-12-20 13:43 |
| #8 ...and many others. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-12-20 13:16 |
| #7 I think this was a bot magnet, a way to pull lefties back into twitter, and a way to leave the day-to-day working of the job since he's got Boring, SpaceX, and Tesla to run. |
| Posted by: ruprecht 2022-12-20 10:31 |
| #6 Could this possibly just have been a ruse to find out how many bots are still present on Twitter? |
| Posted by: Omavilet Bourbon7511 2022-12-20 09:56 |
| #5 "Bain's is the first South African single grain whisky, with the title of World's Best Grain Whisky at the World Whisky Awards." |
| Posted by: Threaque Sproing2087 2022-12-20 09:45 |
| #4 He'll be off to a new challenge soon. He and Donald will be drinking some aged Bain’s Cape Mountain Whisky and having a very good laugh. Game farm guides rarely go hunting. It's the human encounters and stories they seek. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2022-12-20 08:03 |
| #3 With all the spooks “working” there, I would be afraid that the seemingly competent person just wasn’t marginally more productive than a cardboard cutout. My actual caution to him would be that there are usually some insiders who could make a difference and know where the bodies are buried, but a truly bright insider would have left that building Andy DuFresne style long ago. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-12-20 07:06 |
| #2 One of the great traits of successful men is finding competent subordinates. I think Elon may have found what he needed in the debris and detritus of Twitter. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2022-12-20 06:46 |
| #1 I think he has discovered just how boring Twitter truly is. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-12-20 05:06 |