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Stephen King captured by Bandera
2022-07-22
Direct Translation via Google Translate. Edited.
Well, clowns are so clowns - no Pennywise can compare. Why Pennywise - even Zelensky smokes in silence.

[REGNUM] Imagine the plot. A cult (yes, yes, that's right, don't argue!) writer lives in the US state of Maine. Author of dozens of books that are published in millions of copies around the world. The writer survived family trauma, drug addiction, an accident - survived; tough guy.

But one dark, dark night, a barely noticeable pale pink fog began to curl in his room. He crept up to the sleeping writer, and ominous voices in Ukrainian language whispered ancient spells, interrupted by exclamations of “Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!"

In the morning, the author woke up already captivated by the evil spirit, which was once known in the human world as Stepan Bandera - either a man or a demon, responsible for the brutal murders of thousands of people.

Well, if Stephen King again decided to write about himself, and he loves this business (how many times in his texts did a car hit the hero?), then he would probably like this plot. There is a cool villain, and a spectacular victim, and the voices of the past, and the current context - in general, sometimes they return, as the King of Horrors himself once titled his story.

But, probably, still Mr. King will not write about the captivity of the famous writer by the spirit of Stepan Bandera. Largely because he will be busy, firstly, searching for money for Ukraine, and secondly, creating a fake scenario about Russian “crimes” in Donbass. Perhaps even an entire book.

Actually, in King's sensational revelations to pranksters Lexus and Vovan, the most disgusting thing is precisely this - the willingness with which a serious author, a respected author, agreed to write a frank "jeans", a political order about how some allegedly torture others. He agreed to act as a stupid propagandist, working on one side of the conflict without doubts and as they say, a twinge of conscience, without a desire, in principle, to understand what is happening. An ordinary liar - that's what Mr. King showed himself to be.

He basically said a lot of abominations and nonsense. For some reason, they decided to spin a picture in telegrams about how King supposedly thinks that Bandera, in general, did not commit any special crimes. No, the King of Horrors did not say this - he only agreed with the pranksters, whom he mistook for President Zelensky. He generally behaved very obsequiously.

Although where is he, and where is Zelensky, in fact? However, perhaps this is just the banal politeness of a well-mannered person who grew up in a culture where it is important to “smile, just smile”, asking “how are you are?” when meeting, although, in fact, you don’t care how someone really is.

He was embarrassed, choking on his drink, in a conversation with pranksters, Stephen King only once, when Zelensky announced that his favorite hero was Pennywise (aka It from the book of the same name - brilliant, it should be noted, first of all, with his sociality). The rest of the time, Stephen King agreed, stating, for example, that Bandera is a great man, and comparing him with George Washington.

Well, we have a new King. Someone has already rushed to call him a bastard, a villain, and further down the fire-breathing list, like a dragon. In fact, we have seen that the cult author from Maine writes great books (I can easily prove why), but he is not wise. That's right - not wise.

The ancient Greeks had such a thing as amathia. It is quite difficult to translate it into Russian. This, simplifying, is the opposite of wisdom, which allows you to reason and act sensibly, for the good, decently. So, Stephen King showed us amathia.
"Amathia, then, can best be thought of as lack of wisdom, i.e. the opposite of sophia." Link
By the way, he once again showed that we overestimate famous people too much. Here recently, for example, Axl Rose from Guns'n'Roses (once a great rock band) confessed his love for Ukraine, food in the voice of Mickey Mouse about the war. Well? How many have been and will be? Paul McCartney generally lights up in Ukrainian. People live according to the agenda they are given. We are all, one way or another, part of the Matrix, and it is sometimes more difficult for stars (celebrity) to break out of it than for others. And will their un-wisdom cancel out the greatness of the Appetite for Destruction album and the greatness of McCartney 's songs ?

It's the same with Stephen King. His best books (and, to be honest, they have already been written a long time ago) we both loved and will continue to love, not intending to confiscate and burn from open access. Otherwise, how are we different from the idiots who suddenly decided to abolish Russian culture? Well, clowns are so clowns - no Pennywise can compare. Why Pennywise, even Zelensky smokes in silence.

Posted by:badanov

#17  I read Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill, and loved it. Joe Hill is actually SK's son's pen name
Posted by: Frank G   2022-07-22 19:14  

#16  You need to suspend your disbelief to appreciate Stephen King novels. That's because, instead of doing the hard work of inventing a realistic plot, he always relies on supernatural plot devices. But it isn't science fiction because that would take serious work and research too. It's just garbage.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2022-07-22 18:12  

#15  Got me interested in reading, and he had some winners making the book-to-film leap multiple times, and The Stand was king of the hill in pop literature for a long time.

At no point do I think anyone thought they were reading Umberto Eco.

As USN, ret notes: He would have done well for himself to have remained behind the curtain.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-07-22 17:07  

#14  King can churn out the words. He's not Dostoyévskiy or Faulkner. And his avid readers can't be mistaken for lovers of good literature either.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-07-22 12:02  

#13  tl:dr / Stephen King got pranked by the Ruskies. Well so did the NY Times re: Trump-Russia collusion
Posted by: jpal   2022-07-22 11:59  

#12  And one truly for our times.
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 09:36  

#11  😁✋🥳

And free shorts too! On Wattpad.
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 09:34  

#10   Except for Bhoot Bahadur, who is a goddamn genius!

Available on Amazon, and decidedly interesting if you like that kind of thing, ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2022-07-22 08:50  

#9  King was pranked into saying historical figure and participant in pogroms in the east -- Stephan Bandera -- was a great man.

So it is a bunch of butt-hurt from a Russian.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2022-07-22 08:17  

#8  I used to read every SK book published, including the early Bachman ones. Couldn’t wait for next installment of The Dark Tower series. But all that changed after his car crash (who buys the car that hit you?) and he made his ‘military are stupid’ statement. All books trashed. Yes he is entitled to his opinion, as am I.



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Posted by: USN, Ret.   2022-07-22 06:41  

#7  Except for Bhoot Bahadur, who is a goddamn genius!
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 03:15  

#6  See? Writers, especially fiction writers, are involuntarily empathic folks, can assume worldviews at the drop of a hat. And the successful, commercial ones, their views are even a bit... compromised at times. No one should pay them any attention. They're just entertainers.
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 03:15  

#5  King was pranked into saying historical figure and participant in pogroms in the east -- Stephan Bandera -- was a great man.

The author of the article tried to cast a mood, similar to how King used to write his horror stories, to describe the story of the prank.

See here
Posted by: badanov   2022-07-22 02:57  

#4  Was it a word salad in the original Russian, too? All I gathered from it is a Russki is pissed someone objects to the invasion and threatened genocide of the Ukraine.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2022-07-22 02:25  

#3  *on a bad day.
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 01:12  

#2  And of course, King has always been a good entertainer. He's very excitable and eager to share his views, if you meet him. Maybe someone just cornered him on his views on twitter in a bad day? Fiction writers can be totally normal outside and legion inside y'know? You never know when they may drop one worldview and adopt another, just for a few days.

Also, does the editor of regnum just let these guys go at the word processor and never check in? 🙃
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 01:11  

#1  Amathia. A word our headmaster and many teachers would often use whilst teaching us Indian and bi-racial kiddies. They were all Irish or English Jesuits, you see, a French or Italian nun here and there in the mix. They resented our bringing the typically south asian 'primitiveness' inside the school gates. 😁

Amathia and agnoia. Their usage of the terms implied that a continued allegiance to useless hubris would make the education of none effect. We would try to learn but remain idiots. And we would actually protect our agnoia, our ignorance with more amathia, creating jumbled, albeit glorious sounding paradigms that led back to our ignorance. And you know what? That's exactly what happened with India.

Of course, the world is divided so sharply today, there are aggressively protected paradigms now and their agents who'll push the amathia, encourage it, shove it down your children's throat if you're not careful. It's everywhere now, and no one is immune to it. Very few people, like Rantburgers, can just laugh at the ridiculousness of the world, collaborate on expanding each other's trivia, and just... chill.

To Stoics, gentlemen, ladies. 🍻
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-22 01:04  

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