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| Majority of Voters Want Biden to be Even Older |
| 2022-07-14 |
| ...The research also found that 87% of those polled would strongly prefer that when Joe Biden attempts to speak only ash emanates from his mouth and his jaw falls off and shatters on the floor." At press time, York confirmed that the survey found that Biden's approval rating would significantly improve if a strong wind caused him to crumble into dust. Humor from the Onion |
| Posted by:Lord Garth |
| #8 The young, fresh-faced Hillary? *cough*Chelsea*cough* |
| Posted by: SteveS 2022-07-14 18:17 |
| #7 Greatest politician ever. Exceptionally physically fit. Protector of children. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-07-14 16:53 |
| #6 Well, he's really making the highlight reel in Israel. Hey Onion, want some real parody jokes? 81 million. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-07-14 16:52 |
| #5 |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-07-14 14:05 |
| #4 With Biden Away, Gavin Newsom Heads to Washington for 4-day Visit |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-07-14 12:34 |
| #3 ^ See the comments above about Newsom. |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2022-07-14 12:12 |
| #2 If the Onion is saying this, word has gone out to dismantle Biden. But who will be his replacement? The young, fresh-faced Hillary? |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2022-07-14 08:08 |
| #1 Yeah, I'd prefer he didn't. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-07-14 01:17 |