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2022-04-25
[Rantburg University] Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.

But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and eagerly awaiting the delivery were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course as - Sinko De Mayo
Posted by:Besoeker

#13  Shouldn't there be a drum roll?
Posted by: JohnQC   2022-04-25 23:00  

#12  well done :-)
Posted by: Classer   2022-04-25 19:32  

#11  I like Hellman's. I can always find it at the local Dollar General.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-04-25 17:02  

#10  I didn't want ya'll to think I had lost my touch.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2022-04-25 16:38  

#9  Ok, time to MOOOOOve on.
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-04-25 16:14  

#8  In other news researchers have found that cows give more milk when the Farmer talks to them. That part is true. It's a classic case of in one ear and out the udder.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2022-04-25 13:45  

#7  I* have told this many times but only on Cinco de Mayo.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2022-04-25 13:43  

#6  How can you say a joke is lame when you just sprayed coffee all over your desk?
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom    2022-04-25 13:22  

#5  What the Hellman!
Posted by: jpal   2022-04-25 10:30  

#4  >Silent Scream!<
Posted by: magpie   2022-04-25 10:20  

#3  funny: and i dont hablo espanol.
Posted by: irish rage boy   2022-04-25 10:16  

#2  Go to your room
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-04-25 09:59  

#1  Did Deacon put you up to this?
Posted by: SteveS   2022-04-25 09:31  

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