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2022-04-25 |
[Rantburg University] Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment for delivery to Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and eagerly awaiting the delivery were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course as - Sinko De Mayo |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#13 Shouldn't there be a drum roll? |
Posted by: JohnQC 2022-04-25 23:00 |
#12 well done :-) |
Posted by: Classer 2022-04-25 19:32 |
#11 I like Hellman's. I can always find it at the local Dollar General. |
Posted by: Rex Mundi 2022-04-25 17:02 |
#10 I didn't want ya'll to think I had lost my touch. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-04-25 16:38 |
#9 Ok, time to MOOOOOve on. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-04-25 16:14 |
#8 In other news researchers have found that cows give more milk when the Farmer talks to them. That part is true. It's a classic case of in one ear and out the udder. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-04-25 13:45 |
#7 I* have told this many times but only on Cinco de Mayo. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2022-04-25 13:43 |
#6 How can you say a joke is lame when you just sprayed coffee all over your desk? |
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2022-04-25 13:22 |
#5 What the Hellman! |
Posted by: jpal 2022-04-25 10:30 |
#4 >Silent Scream!< |
Posted by: magpie 2022-04-25 10:20 |
#3 funny: and i dont hablo espanol. |
Posted by: irish rage boy 2022-04-25 10:16 |
#2 Go to your room |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-04-25 09:59 |
#1 Did Deacon put you up to this? |
Posted by: SteveS 2022-04-25 09:31 |