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| French Fighter Jet Joy Ride Goes Très, Très Wrong |
| 2022-03-28 |
| [CarAndDriver] A French defense contractor riding in a Dassault fighter learned the hard way that the grab bar next to his seat was actually the ejection handle. A French defense-industry employee about to retire was gifted something he was extremely reluctant to accept: a ride in a Dassault fighter jet. The 64-year-old was not correctly instructed, to say the least, in passenger etiquette, and to make a long story short, he self-ejected midflight. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #8 The Trogneux mystery I dare say no more. |
| Posted by: Vinegar Slort7098 2022-03-28 19:42 |
| #7 APR 13, 2020 |
| Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2022-03-28 19:32 |
| #6 French thing. Who invented white underwear? The French, insuring they always have a white flag handy. Who invented crotchless underwear? The French, insuring their white flags would not have brown crapped in my panties stains. Who invented Swedes? The French, they lost a bet. |
| Posted by: Woodrow 2022-03-28 19:17 |
| #5 Well, he'll sure remember it. |
| Posted by: Chris 2022-03-28 15:45 |
| #4 Depends Send Grampaw Joe Biden up. His loins are girded and he's ready to go |
| Posted by: Waldemar Snore4808 2022-03-28 12:59 |
| #3 Hopefully, he was wearing the French product that equates to Depends. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-03-28 12:55 |
| #2 ...At least where the USAF is concerned, you go through pretty much an entire day of fam training before they let you take that sweet backseat ride, and if there's any question of your fitness, you ain't going. Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2022-03-28 08:17 |
| #1 Worst part is he must have thought it was all part of the retirement at the time. |
| Posted by: Kain 2022-03-28 05:59 |