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Photo shows harness of stupid fat fuck boy, 14, was NOT buckled properly seconds before he fell to his death from 435ft Orlando theme park ride
2022-03-26
Posted by:Skidmark

#17  ^ Whenever getting ready to go somewhere with a friend, I always ask "Are you drivin' or cryin?"
Posted by: M. Murcek    2022-03-26 20:55  

#16  Rode one of these years ago. Never rode anything since. With a few exceptions, if I ain't drive'n, I ain't ride'n.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-03-26 19:42  

#15  ^ Cause he was a "gentle giant?"
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-03-26 18:53  

#14  It was a gentle splatt
Posted by: Slappy   2022-03-26 17:55  

#13  Going to guess the harness was not big enough for someone that size and the nobody on the staff wanted to get called out for being rayciss by making an issue of it.

"You must be at least this tall must at least fit on it to ride this ride."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-03-26 17:42  

#12  It's not the fall that kills ya...
Posted by: Slappy   2022-03-26 17:36  

#11  Quite the carbon footprint. Er, blobprint.
Posted by: Snaiter Uleting4703   2022-03-26 09:49  

#10  ^.
Yeah, it sounded like a body traveling 75 mph hitting the ground. Noticed nobody went to his aid. Must have been messy.
Posted by: Xyz   2022-03-26 09:39  

#9  
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-03-26 09:35  

#8  I don't know if any of you has seen the full video, but he made 1 helluva a splat. 6'5, 340 lbs. would explain that.
Posted by: Chris   2022-03-26 09:13  

#7  Obesity kills. Ask 75% of the COVID victims.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2022-03-26 09:09  

#6  Morgan & Morgan probably arrived before the ambulance.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-03-26 08:49  

#5  6'-5" 340. At least he made it down
Posted by: Frank G   2022-03-26 08:42  

#4  Gravity: she's a constant bitch
Posted by: Frank G   2022-03-26 08:24  

#3  
From what I read the teen was too fat for the safety harness to lock.

He never should have been allowed to be on the ride.

Also shouldn't the ride have a Fail-Safe lockout preventing the ride from operating if any rider's harness is not locked and secured?



Posted by: NN2N1   2022-03-26 07:34  

#2  
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-03-26 05:59  

#1  Seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: Uneth Ebberemp9443   2022-03-26 03:20  

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