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Biden Gives Up Coherent Speaking For Lent |
2022-03-05 |
![]() It's traditional for Catholics to give up some mortal pleasure during the 40 days preceding Easter, and Biden is no exception to the custom. "Ffffor -- for the n-next, next 40,000 - excuse me - 40 hundred days, I will be giving up, you know, the thing," he said during his State of the Union address this evening. "The speaking of... of the -- the Eng, English wordle - begyerpardon - English word things, I'm giving all that up, folks. It's done. No more Mr. Coherent Biden Guy." "I'm done with the word talky-talky, got it, folks?!" "Go get him!" he concluded to confused, scattered applause. At publishing time, Nancy Pelosi had announced that she would be giving up insider trading for Lent. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#6 #4 - my bad |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-03-05 22:51 |
#5 In the wood very early one morn, I once heard a tick watching p-rn: "Oh, you eight-leggèd freak," So I took a quick peek... And 'twere better I'd never been born. |
Posted by: Herman Threart8026 2022-03-05 21:22 |
#4 My brain just read "facial ticks" and I almost threw up in my mouth. |
Posted by: SteveS 2022-03-05 20:10 |
#3 NOT facial tics? |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-03-05 19:25 |
#2 What's Pelosi giving up, conscious thinking? |
Posted by: jpal 2022-03-05 14:50 |
#1 Ouch. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-03-05 13:00 |