[NYPOST] Authorities in Florida have released chilling footage of a missing woman swimming and wading in an alligator-infested river before she vanished.Oh, golly! I wonder what happened to her?
Paola Miranda-Rosa, 31, who authorities say is schizophrenic,
| ...and who clearly didn’t see a need for treatment, with sadly predictable results.... |
"I think I'll go for a swim."
"No, I don't feel like it."
The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office revealed this week that hikers had since come forward to say they spotted the missing woman in Wekiva Springs State Park on Dec. 18 — a day after her family last saw her.
"It's a hot day."
"Not that hot. It's the middle of December."
"In Florida."
The hikers gave Sherlocks a video they took of the woman swimming solo in the river.
"I'm going in."
"No, I'm not. The river's full of alligators."
"They won't bother me. I ain't never been bit by an alligator."
Family members identified the woman in the video as Miranda-Rosa, the sheriff’s office said.
"Yessir, that's them."
Authorities have been using high-tech underwater camera systems to trawl roughly 4.5 miles of the river near where Miranda-Rosa was last seen.
"The water's fine."
"I shouldn't be here."
"Look at that cute alligator over there."
"He's a big 'un!"
"Lookidat! He's coming over to play."
"I wish I'd stayed on the shore."
They have also been scouring the woods on either side of the river for any trace of her.
| Check the stomachs of the alligators that look particularly satisfied. |